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Güs

@gstring

An East Coast boy living a West Coast dream. The opinions expressed here are either mine, or were found amusing by me. Nobody else. Well. Some others, maybe.

 Vancouver
Joined January 2008
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Canadians: “I don’t follow U.S. politics.” Canadians:
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Christopher, can you go to the drug store and buy me the eyeliner JD Vance uses?
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Donald Trump on his plans
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FACT CHECK HARRIS: ‘Trump exchanged love letters with Kim Jong-Un.” FALSE: They sadly went unanswered.
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After less than a year from when Poilievre took the microphone on a WestJet flight prompting a review of in-flight rules, the airline stranded passengers for Canada Day weekend because they don't pay their mechanics enough and then tried to blame the government. Common sense.
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i’m glad “i’m just ken” is getting its oscars moment… but “edgar’s prayer” is what paved the way
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let's go girls ! 🤠 CROSSROADS IS NOW ON NETFLIX
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Alaska Airlines You Didn’t Die And You Got A Cool Story
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every relationship needs one person who says “What else has he been in” while watching something and one person who excitedly reads their IMDB out loud
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Replying to @tedcruz
Nobody likes you Ted
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A perfect meme doesn’t exi….🤣💀
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The city of Vancouver’s winter road salting and de-icing program will be rolled out later next week… they call it warmer weather and rain …
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Over 800 terrorists have pleaded guilty to crimes on J6th. Not one Democrat. Not one Atheist. Not one Muslim. Not one BLM. Not one Antifa. All of them were christian, fascist republican terrorists... 100% of them.
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Good morning America. Let's go fuck with some Nazis
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If you're a Republican you're either telling a bunch of lies, or believing them
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This phone service is like Kevin Sorbo. It only works in the 90’s.
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Elon's got me shadowbanned, folks, so you're gonna hafta retweet me harder than usual today. The safe word is "Maxima"
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The fall economic statement for homeowners: don’t you worry about anything my sweet baby The fall economic statement for renters: Have you considered MAID? Talk to your therapist about it, heck, we’ll pay the tax
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You may not get the cardigan you want, but you’ll always get the cardigan you need.
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