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i caught up on vinland saga a while ago but kept thinking more about yukimura's author's notes recently (1/4)
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Replying to @_anupa
this shit took me forever
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hasanabi (@hasanthehun) profile picture
hasanabi
@hasanthehunNov 4
we are putting asmongold in prison
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IF THE MAN AHEAD OF YOU FALLS PICK UP HIS BALLOT AND KEEP VOTING
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Everybody may be laughing at the libslop but these people will run the reeducation camps when Zohran becomes Emperor
Hello 🌹🐇🇵🇸🇺🇦 (@The_Real_Hello) profile pictureHello 🌹🐇🇵🇸🇺🇦@The_Real_HelloNov 3
THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO WE’RE GONNA VOTE
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greg@gurregggNov 3
niggas will claim they communist but don’t clean the dookie marx off they lenin sheets
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Joe Biden
@JoeBiden9 Aug 2012
RT if you’re on the left:
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trevor@mermanmotelOct 1
the eight hours before the end of the workday
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Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 1
BREAKING: American man accused of kidnapping Flock camera, "digitally waterboarding" it by subjecting it to 23,040 license plates per second via six 4K monitors rapidly flashing images of plates.
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The post frames a self-posted satirical video as "BREAKING" news of a real kidnapping accusation and "digital waterboarding." The creator filmed a joke skit with a Flock camera he states he legally acquired. x.com/Polymarket/sta… x.com/grok/status/21… x.com/GinoJ05/status… x.com/NEVeteran/stat…
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tetra@bowserfartSep 30
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dog they’re making like $15/hr in an economy where that buys 2.5 gallons of gas how do you expect them to act
The Faceless Rando (@nonblankslate) profile pictureThe Faceless Rando@nonblankslateSep 26
It's been talked about a lot, but it's really dumb and infuriating that almost all service workers, particularly the younger ones, have to let you know via their demeanor and way of speaking to you (or not speaking to you) how miserable they are and that they loathe serving you.
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hotdogs water@pikwimin_Sep 25
"if 3% is a genocide then america has committed genocide several times in the last 100 years"
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@dylamugSep 24
Replying to @Jay__Catsby
If 3% is a genocide then America has committed genocide several times in the last 100 years you fucking retard
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shaking a white man’s hand be feeling like microbial warfare .
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omari!😓@itsonlyk__Sep 18
economy as soon as I became an adult
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coworker asked if anyone woke up with neck pain this morning in this meeting and i laughed before i could mute myself
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Science practice: when you read articles like this, pause about the headline. Scientists are saying that we are going to have to mitigate increased global warming conditions (e.g. hotter temperatures, more weather issues), but we can reverse it this century.
ABC News (@ABC) profile pictureABC News
@ABCSep 2
In a strategic retreat, the United Nations concedes that Earth has lost its chance to prevent some of the worst impacts of global warming. abcnews.link/El9Nira
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shawn@itsahoaxsummerAug 26
i'll trade all 7 members of bts for dolly parton
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Replying to @jshbz
If you need me I'll be balls deep in bourbon – at Wisconsin, USA
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Al Jazeera English
@AJEnglishAug 5
BREAKING: Abdul El-Sayed, a progressive public health advocate, has won the Democratic nomination for the US Senate, overcoming more than $60m in campaign spending, mostly from pro-Israel groups, NBC has projected. 🔗: aje.news/69jv3s
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