Men who cheated actually didn't want to do it They wanted to have s*x with their wives But those wives had been denying them s*x for the last 15 years

A wife who initiates s*x is far more valuable than a wife who brings home money

No one f*cks better than a wife who knows other women want her husband

A woman will start a fight when she wants to have s*x

Women only fear pregnancy with men they don't love

She forgives things based on how much she loves you Not based on how bad they are

She learned to get what she wants by crying at the age of 5 She's still using that method as a 25-year-old Don't trust her tears

Every nice guy is painfully boring after she's dated a toxic guy

The key to a successful marriage is a wife who knows how to deal with boredom

You have failed as a wife if your husband stays at work longer just so he can avoid coming home

You don’t want to be the guy she calls when she wants an expensive dinner You want to be the guy she calls when she wants to have s*x in the back seat of your car

Treating a woman like she’s her own age is the worst thing you could do You should treat her like a child

She calls cooking and cleaning “wife duties” But will sleep with a guy on the first date

H0es are perfect when you want fun for a couple of hours Career girls are perfect when you want fun for a couple of days Submissive girls are perfect when you want something that will last

A woman who’s in a great mood is a woman who had s*x in the last 24 hours

She doesn’t sleep with guys she likes on first dates She sleeps with guys she hates

She doesn't want you to know this But she gets wet at the thought of you with another girl

She wants you to buy her flowers because she wants to have power over you

You’re buying her flowers while she’s begging another guy to pee on her