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Que rabia tiene al MADRID el Masfeo… madre mia 😂 Y gol 💪🏾🤪
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LIAM DELAP SCORED VS MAN CITY AND DID CRISTIANO RONALDO CELEBRATION 🐐
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His first video game. He thinks Link is him and calls Link by his name
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dê uma câmera a um japonês e ele te mostrará por que os celulares deles fazem barulho ao tirar uma foto
【速報】コッコ姉さん、ドロワーズ #時のオカリナ
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It's been far too long since I've seen a midnight drop for a game. @gamestop let us inside instead of waiting in the cold; people were playing smash bros, chillin, and they got pizza for everyone. Glad my wife pushed me to go to it, it was so fun and nostalgic to just wait for this timeless classic to be reborn. I'll be tired tomorrow, but I never got to beat this game as a kid. This one is special. I'm excited to relive the magic! #ZeldaOcarinaofTimeRemake
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Nos habéis robado esto para el 19 de noviembre @RockstarGames me cago en vuestra putísima madre.
La leyenda comienza. INOLVIDABLE. 💚
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#BREAKING: Arizona passes Prop 318, banning transgender athletes and bathroom access.
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BREAKING: Leaked audio captures a call between Vivek and his campaign staff discussing the election results
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What do regular Americans worry about in the first five minutes after they wake up in the morning? They worry about their kids. Their bills. How they’ll afford to pay the mortgage and fill the tank. They don’t worry about Iran or renovating the White House or any of the numerous other things Trump spent the last year rambling about. Republicans did not speak to the issues that directly and immediately impact regular Americans. They did not present a compelling plan to deal with those issues. That’s why they’re getting crushed. And they deserve it.
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Its incredibly ironic and mind boggling how Ronaldo's Juventus stint is somehow more dragged and ridiculed than Messi's PSG stint in the media. Almost as if everyone tries to pretend that it never happened and is constantly swept under the rug.
🚨 Erik ten Hag to ESPN NL: “Since Real Madrid sold Cristiano Ronaldo to Juventus, it was effectively over”. “In fact, Real Madrid’s greatest strength is that they always know the perfect time to part ways with a player… and that was the case too”.
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Man, I am sorry. But I am alone, unlike the original plan. My nephew didn't want to come. My ex-partner didn't want my son to come. Nobody wants to celebrate this with me. So it is just me, and Kane cake. I cannot eat this all alone, so I didn't get anything bigger.
Replying to @InvertTheWing
Wtf is that cake bruh, I thought you'd spend bigger for this special occasion
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Musulmanes cuando ven a la niña de 6 años.
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Written account of Jesus rising from the deąd identified in 2,000-year-old manuscript, historians suggest, per Daily Mail.
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Acabo de ir al hospital donar sangre y me he quedado completamente sorprendido Estaba LLENO de inmigrantes El detalle es que ninguno estaba en el hospital para donar sangre
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used to have levels like this at our club damn
🏆 @Cristiano has won the @BallondOr Of All Time award for his iconic 2008. Legendary 🐐
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got home and cracked open a monster and started gaming
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The movies have some of the worst acting and writing to ever be featured in a big budget Hollywood film. Even worse than the original Star Wars trilogy, which is saying something.
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When I was Muslim, Surah 5:32 was my favorite verse to quote. “Whoever kills a soul, it is as if he killed all of mankind.” I put it in every debate. Every conversation about Islam and peace. It felt like the most beautiful verse in the Quran. Then I read it slowly. The verse doesn’t say Allah revealed this to Muhammad. It says: “We decreed upon the CHILDREN OF ISRAEL…” Wait. Decreed where? When? I went looking. Bro, then I found it. Mishnah Sanhedrin 4:5. A rabbinic commentary on Cain and Abel, written down around 200 AD like four centuries before the Quran. Rabbis discussed why Genesis says Abel’s “bloods” (plural) cry out and concluded: whoever destroys one soul, it is as if he destroyed an entire world. Insane that it was word for word, with the exact same context. Bro, the same Cain and Abel story it’s attached to in Surah 5. What I thought was the most beautiful verse in the Quran turned out to be a rabbi’s classroom commentary... Literally, that’s when the question changed for me. It went from “isn't this verse beautiful?” to: What the heck is a rabbinic homily doing inside a book that claims to be the eternal, uncreated speech of God?! Because there are only two options. Either Allah quoted the rabbis. Or a man in Arabia heard Jewish teachers and repeated what they said... The crazy part is, the Bible predicted men would do this. “I am against the prophets who steal my words from one another.” ( Jeremiah 23:30) That was the start of my journey toward Christ. I stopped defending the borrowed word of the Quran. I found the Living Word. PRAISE MY KING JESUS CHRIST, I’M FREE!
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