@gunkshake

I'm a brand new guy

Joined November 2024
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Canadian baseball is like "that's a toonieball low and off the plate for ball 5"
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Knee-jerk is one of the most classic reaction styles
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The word I'd use to best describe the majority of my friends and associates is "verminous"
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That Charlie Brown mf really was one sad sack piece of shit, huh
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Help us as we work to end Juvenile Gout
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Youngest son just told my wife we're making her a "kangaroo cake" with "melted dirt" for her birthday
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Frankenstein is the name of the monster. I'm sorry but that's just real life.
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Maybe twice a week before I pick up my son from school I stop at guitar center and play cannibal corpse riffs
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when you're expecting a package today and you go to track it and it's like that shit is still in Louisville <<<
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Math Liker 🇹🇲 🇿🇲 retweeted
Math Liker 🇹🇲 🇿🇲@gunkshake23 Jun 2025
I'm tired yall we've been through so much: The Malice at the Palace, Josta soda discontinued, the Super Bowl where the lights went out, 22 years between Jumanji movies, swine flu, chronic diarrhea, William Hung, the balloon art guy, Windows Vista, the Honeycomb cereal mascot,
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Millenials basically ruined diarrhea for zoomers. Zoomers think it's super cringe now to have diarrhea.
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My attorney Douglas Rapido will be sending you a demand letter fairly fucking quick
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They're going to make Diablo 2 real life next February. You can become your paladin, barbarian, sorceress, Amazon, necromancer, druid, or assassin for real when they make it happen.
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Clawfoot tubs. You don't really see people soaking in those anymore.
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Dying at the Alamodome in front of a few thousand people and they still play the game afterwards and no one really gives a shit they watched you die
U.S Military Clips
@usmilihistOct 18
A U.S. Army officer falls to the field at high speed during a fast rope demonstration gone wrong during the Navy vs UTSA pregame tonight. The officer was attended to on the field and taken to the hospital on a stretcher. There has been no update on his condition but we pray that he was not seriously injured.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Air Force confirmed the service member, a USAF Airman, died from injuries after the rappelling demonstration. It was not a fast-rope or Army officer. taskandpurpose.com/news/airman-di… espn.com/college-footba…
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Grown man celebrating his own birthday
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The movie The Thing is about what if there was a Thing going around
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They should make a movie about a haunted cellphone. Seems topical these days
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Homemade bottle rockets are one of the safest (and cheapest!) ways for your family to enjoy the pageantry of fireworks
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They should invent a giant bomb that can heal the world
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