I'm from California.

Oh, there's a monkey in my pocket, and he's stealing all my change. His stare is blank and glassy, I suspect that he's deranged....

How do I get out of this crypt?

Are you ever going back to pirating?

Then let's get going! We'll find her then scour the island for the uncursed diamond ring that will transform her back to normal.

I'll need two more sailors for my crew.

If I wanted to I could dropkick you into the lava.

I can't talk to a hacksaw.