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Guy Garrard

@guygarrard

Where now for man raised by puffins?

 Shutter Island 🇮🇲
Joined January 2011
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Since I’m educated and don’t subscribe to that silliness, my furballs will be fed wet food at 3pm daily as usual.
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Lord Arse!
@Lord_ArseNov 1
Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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Atheist Girl
@iamAtheistGirlOct 31
i truly despise their need to convert everyone simply because they feel stupid for believing utter nonsense and don’t want to be the only idiot in the room
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The cunt bought himself a defender but cant be arsed to buy us one
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@StretfordPaddckOct 26
🚨 Jason Wilcox has now left Carrington, having arrived early this morning, per @DanyalHKhan. #MUFC
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🏆✨ OFFICIAL: Mikel Arteta wins Boring Coach of the Year.
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F**k off Storm Austen I'm having a pie
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A Tottenham fan made this list 🤣🤣🤣
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Catholic priests: "We don’t rape children anymore." Also Catholic priests: "Let's pose with the most famous child rapist in history."
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Republic@RepublicStaffOct 23
We weren't asked whether we wanted him or not. Charles isn't our king. #NotMyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy
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HatsOff
@HatsOffffOct 21
The cameraman wasn’t going to let Trump get away with his fake wave BS
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Replying to @tiffanytrumps1
She got fired. This is the new press secretary.
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Time for real accountability........
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Jen@JenResistedAGNOct 21
Poor grammar is a sin.
Yeshua Follower🇮🇱✝️ (@SolaSixMillion) profile pictureYeshua Follower🇮🇱✝️@SolaSixMillionOct 21
Alcohol is a sin. If you drink alcohol your a sinner.
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Paul encourages Timothy to drink wine in 1 Timothy as a way to prevent his frequent illnesses. The action of consuming alcohol in of itself is not a sin. Over consumption leading to drunkenness is. biblestudytools.com/1-timothy/5-23… biblestudytools.com/galatians/5-21… biblestudytools.com/romans/13-13.h…
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@rachelchinourirOct 20
Hello guys! We are just about in the UK top 10!! I’d really love to accomplish this milestone!!! If you can share, stream, grab a vinyl or CDs off the website we could stay in the top 10! I’m determined
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@rachelchinourirOct 15
“I think I spoke too soon” • my 2nd album • Out Now ✨🪩💙 rachelchinouriri.com
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Miss Chief 🤨@Midge1415Oct 20
Replying to @X_Global_tv @SueSuezep
America, deal with your narcissistic, noncing, dictator, pissflap cunt, please.
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ApostateNate
@MentallyNathanOct 20
any day now lord.
Ernest-001⚓⚓ (@Ernest1588761) profile pictureErnest-001⚓⚓@Ernest1588761Oct 19
Always coming soon until you enter your grave 😏
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The Footy Feed
@TheFootyFeedOct 17
🚨 A new Etihad Stadium attendance record for Manchester City today, with 600,817 packed in for the game against Ipswich. Bringing in an estimated £320m in new club revenue 🤯
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Trump: “The Iran war will end very soon. It’s going to end very soon. As soon as I want it to end, it’ll end." 🤡🤡🤡
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Richard Graus
@r_grausOct 15
No evidence.
Ugo Cannon (@UgoCannon) profile pictureUgo Cannon
@UgoCannonOct 14
🚨 QUESTION FOR ATHEISTS: What is the strongest reason you no longer believe in God? 👇🏼Let's hear your arguments.
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David__Osland
@David__OslandOct 13
Margaret Thatcher called bin Laden a 'freedom fighter', Mandela a 'terrorist', Pinochet a 'good friend' and trade unions 'the enemy within'. And Jimmy Savile 'Sir'.
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