Just the writer.
Austin, Texas
Joined August 2011
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Also, my ass is literally chapped. Now I'm not saying it's because of your policy belly-achin'. I'm just saying it's a helluva coincidence.
A friend posted a blonde joke on my FB wall because I haven't posted one in a while. I've avoided it because, in the current social environment, I don't know whether that's OK.
I'm not sure why I'm worried, though; the blondes won't know the difference.
It's 10:00 and I'm going to bed because I'm exhausted. I haven't done that since I was 10. I blame the solar eclipse.
It also allows us to do research while writing a murder mystery without becoming suspects of an actual murder, so, you know...
Just finished chapter 7 of my current book project, "A Life That Mattered." Let me know what you think. guyoliverspeaks.com/interlud…
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thanks for the TresMusicos plug, Guy. Come hang with us at the Elephant Room happy hour Aug 25.
This band is definitely worth seeing. If you're not familiar, get familiar. nitter.gq/scottlaningham/status/…
Here's the final installment of Chapter 6 "A Life That Mattered" Stay tuned.
guyoliverspeaks.com/the-shac…
Completed another installment of "A Life That Mattered" Have a look. guyoliverspeaks.com/the-shac…
At least she's only concerned with portion size. Imagine that look every time you open your mouth. #TheLook nitter.gq/JimGaffigan/status/753…
Me: I picked up Take-n-Bake.
Her:
Me: You know; we can have pizza.
Her:
Me: ...and wine.
Her:
Her spiritual journey does not embrace pizza.
Our roommate moved out, my wife is playing tennis, and her sister left the house. That weird sound is people not talking. #soundsofsilence
Check it out. nitter.gq/gaffiganshow/status/75…
Dave Marks has hit rock bottom, can @JimGaffigan save him? Catch up on #GaffiganShow tonight on demand or DVR!
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BTW, that last tweet was not for the children. We can"t have those little rug rats scorching our precious bacon.
