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21st century alleycat

nyc
Joined March 2026
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ok so it turns out im addicted to social media
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oh beethoven we never shouldve grown apart
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guys dw i am fixing myself
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genuinely i think i need to hire a life coach or something
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my internal monologue only shows up when she wants to say some depressing shit like girl lighten tf up
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dont even bother asking me if im into someone until ive heard their voice and learned their height
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i wonder if i should turn my radiator on this year
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i feel like i spend every day just waiting for it to be late enough to go to sleep
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i go into any family argument prepared like a fucking lawyer
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i have decided i will be buying clothes
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what are you even supposed to do with an open weekend
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i think bottomless brunch might be the only thing that could heal me at this point
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what scares you so much little gay boy
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genuinely getting annoyed at how much the universe is trying to get me to do a last minute basement night
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and its all a trap you see because if i went then id be looking for a man and im supposed to not be worrying about any of that for a while!!!
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grindr profile i hooked up with once and wanted to again vanished :(
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we actually made it to the gym today everybody say good job
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this is like the first time in two weeks so i am genuinely proud of myself
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43....my music scenes may not overlap with coachella....
Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognize playing at Coachella 2027
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i feel bad for straight women because if the way straight men grunt and moan in the gym is the same as they do during sex then it cannot be a pleasurable experience
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