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Joined February 2024
AfD is the right-wing extremist party btw
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Elon Musk is an invaluable asset to the country. Anyone working to undermine or destroy him is acting against the nation’s interests.
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the good news is, all of this is made up
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Oatmeal retweeted
Running List of Every News Worthy Cybersecurity Incident: Week of October 19 2026
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i think it's interesting that @NetworkChuck and @0dayCTF decided to try larp as kids on a gay site, when it definitely would've worked on a straight site this is because these individuals are useless pigs trying to spread 70s era homphobia dressed as tech chudism
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we are fucking aware of cyber thank you
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If you bitches have some undisclosed 0days just sit on that shit til Monday. We’re tired.
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Replying to @4A4133
disclosing ANOTHER bug today is like proposing at someone else's wedding
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This is a subtweet about Ryan Montgomery btw
Anyone claiming to be the “#1 Hacker” is selling you something and full of shit.
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not every AI sandbox escape is evidence of an emerging superintelligence. sometimes you just have a shitty sandbox and bad security practices.
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Little alt right circle jerk going on tonight
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Fellas don’t even wipe their pee off the seat and we’re surprised women are over our shit in 2026
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LLMs don’t hack people—people hack people
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No shit.
OpenAI and Anthropic oversold AI security breaches to pressure feds into protecting turf: insiders trib.al/Jo6xMk5
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honestly the learned helplessness that accompanies the vast majority of AI fanatics is an ick. wym you can’t keep going because you’re out of tokens? learn how to do things.
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we really are run by 12 year olds huh
No dooming. America will be AI DOMINANT! Whoever wins AI, WINS! 🇺🇸
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