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I saw a neat bug the other day

Washington, DC
Joined September 2022
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Fagslop
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Idk why but the YouTube ad buyers think I’m a MT voter and are giving me endless ads for the MT-1 race. I haven’t been a registered voter there in 6 years nor am I currently eligible to vote there so idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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kwistof retweeted
CNN: Our reporting is that he disinvited her from the campaign event. Dingell: No, I'm the one. I am the one that talked to Haley. And I am the one that said this isn't working.
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Happy gay Halloween!
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I’ll get a better photo later
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“Rumored to be her brother.” Okay, well I’m now starting a rumor that the author of this article fucks his dog. I now expect that allegation to be featured in any public statement about them from this point forward. It’s only fair.
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We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny. Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.
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Does anyone want to stick something in my butt this weekend
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Western cooking needs to embrace cinnamon in savory dishes
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Tofu is a democratic socialist
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Me voting early in DC to be a part of the #BlueWave
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Thank you Twitter
I’m craving cranberry juice. Twitter, do ur thing!
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I’m craving cranberry juice. Twitter, do ur thing!
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Dissertation defense is in three weeks
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Como vencemos.
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Maybe we could learn from this in the US
Replying to @ettingermentum
Ele dá orientações sobre como driblar o algoritmo, basicamente não interagir de forma alguma com nenhuma conta da extrema direita, nem que seja pra desmentir ou defender a esquerda. Interação somente com o nossos conteúdos.
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I like the cute L that Brazilians are doing with their hands for Lula. I wish we had something like that in the US but we have to settle for politicians like Gavin Newsom
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really? what a narrow view! Anderson did in fact write sympathetically & convincingly about girls & women; even Hemingway has a story from an adolescent girl's perspective, "Up in Michigan," that is a knockout; not to mention D.H. Lawrence, Scott Fitzgerald, Thomas Hardy & (not least) Shakespeare. if men can't write about women, women presumably can't write about men. educated people can't write about lesser-educated people, Black writers can't write about brown people, people from Maine can't write about people from Vermont, no one can write about anyone except the sickly face in the mirror.
Replying to @JoyceCarolOates
Yeah and he's a man purporting to write about a woman's inner life. I'll pass.
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Anyone have any suggestions on where I can get some comfortable and stylish pants, ideally less than $150. Preferably not jeans. I need more casual wear pants I’m getting too fat for mine and my one comfortable pair of Philip lim pants are falling apart
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Where in DC to get foie gras based on your politics MAGA: Butterworths Pro-Palestine progressives: Albi (dessert) Resist libs: Any Jose Andres restaurant Third-way/corpo Dems: Mastro’s Steakhouse Establishment Republicans: 1789 Restaurant
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