Consistently inconsistent. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Halie Ann retweeted
Houseflies only live for a month and choose to spend that time annoying me. Dude I'm not worth it go see Paris
Anyone else have those songs from TikTok that they heard so much that now makes them cringe?? 😬
No.. just me? Ok cool cool cool
There's only one subset of country music I enjoy, and that's "angry woman's reaction after finding out her mans cheating on her".
I literally have no idea why.. it just hits different 🤷🏼♀️
A parent told me on the phone today that after going through virtual learning and helping his kiddo with school work, he thinks a teacher's staring salary should be half a million dollars 👏👏👏 #preach #virtualteacher
Halie Ann retweeted
I want to make this clear — I will not send our kids and our education workforce into our schools unless it is safe to do so, plain and simple. I have made decisions based on science and facts to keep Michiganders safe since the beginning, and won’t stop now.
Halie Ann retweeted
The perfect quarantine schedule,
4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing
Halie Ann retweeted
"Listen, I get it's a national state of emergency, but this food isn't gonna waiter itself into my stomach, so get to work"
-America, apparently
Halie Ann retweeted
what your cravings really mean:
bready - feeling of insecurity, soothes dissatisfaction
chewy - relieves tension/stress, need to unwind
creamy - wants to be nurtured
crunchy - releasing anxiety
salty - redirects anger, frustration, violence
sugary - a need to give/receive love
