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Andres: What’s his name again?
LL: I don’t remember — I know that it starts with a J but I can’t guess without sounding racist.
LL retweeted
My daughter was ‘graded’ 7/10 and 14/10 in her homework (just to color some objects) last week and 2weeks ago so I wrote in her correspondence book that 14/10 was an error.
School replied “Tara’s Mum, those were dates. We do not grade toddlers.”
I am embarrassed for myself.
If you are a grownass man, you should not be making fart noises with any part of your body that’s not your bootyhole.
If we, citizens, do not support our artists, then we sacrifice our imagination on the altar of crude reality and we end up believing in nothing and having worthless dreams - Yann Martel
😂 nitter.gq/insidersabc/status/932… – at Manhattan, NY
In case you missed it, here's Bob Katter's alternative view on the #samesexmarriage debate. Thanks for watching. #Insiders #auspol
Punctilious understanding of what it means to be Asian-American--expressed through cuisine. @nytimes nytimes.com/2017/11/10/t-mag…
I knew I was heartbroken but damn son. No ex should be able to ruin television or Disneyland. – at Manhattan, NY
How fucking phenomenal is it that I have this magnificent creature lying next to me? How many years in the making? #mansbestfriend – at Manhattan, NY
“Sometimes, to love someone, you’ve gotta be a stranger.” — Rick Deckard, Blade Runner – at Manhattan, NY
Avoided media outlets for 20 days because sanity. Just took a look-see. I need someone to hold me and lie that everything is gonna be okay.
Why do people think they can act a fool in public because they have kids with them? Like, that's just an underdeveloped human, not a shield.
A man followed me into a restaurant asking me why I was in there because it's not Chinese food. Then asked if I was giving him Chinese food.