@halrudnick

Former salesman of Cutco knives. Ask me about it!

 L.A.
Joined April 2009
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See Jersey Devil: A Dead Dad Comedy Tues 9/1 8pm at The Groundlings! It's the true story of growing up with my father who was a marine, concert producer, compulsive gambler who lost millions of dollars, and a burglar/thief. The show is directed by my talented friend Drew Droege
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Several people have messaged me saying the Dad in this looks like me. Hmmm...
Doug TenNapel
@DougTenNapelOct 21
Sorry, Disney. I did it first.
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On Cinema on Clayface (2026) 108m
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First day of the NBA season. Hit it, Mr. Tesh!
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Gorman Thomas hit bombs and cranked sick tunes
Beauty of A Game@BeautyOfAGameOct 16
The last time the Milwaukee Brewers were in the World Series you could get 12 8-track tapes for only a dollar through The Gorman Thomas Tape Club®.
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HoopsHype
@hoopshypeOct 11
Just somebody that I used to know.
Polymarket Hoops
@PolymarketHoopsOct 11
Tatum & Brown didn’t say a single word to each other at warmups. Welp. (via @NBCSBoston)
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Here is official trailer, You Can See Everything
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Shea Butter@buttasportsSep 17
I HAVE NO WORDS THE FUNNIEST NBA PLAYER TO EVER LIVE 😂😂😂
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What? That was 7 years ago, honestly not long ago. Also, a new live action Disney movie comes out every year.
The Good Films.
@The_GoodFiImsSep 15
Replying to @halleberry
They don't make movies like this anymore
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This is tonight! A few tix still available
Hal Rudnick@halrudnickAug 30
This dang show is in 2 days! Tues Sept 1st 8pm at The Groundlings! Gonna be a friggin hoot! Get yer tix: purchase.groundlings.com/187…
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This dang show is in 2 days! Tues Sept 1st 8pm at The Groundlings! Gonna be a friggin hoot! Get yer tix: purchase.groundlings.com/187…
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My solo show, Jersey Devil: A Dead Dad Comedy, is Tues Sept 1st 8pm at The Groundlings. It's the true story of growing up with a father who was a marine, concert producer, compulsive gambler who lost millions of dollars, and a burglar/thief. Get tix here: purchase.groundlings.com/187…
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Hal & Justin both have shows coming up This Sunday 8/23 Lyric Hyperion The Comedy Resurrection with Justin Donaldson @alyssa_sabo @NatBaimel @keithtellsjokes @thatconnieshin @SaltsPepper Tue 9/1 @groundlings Jersey Devil: A Dead Dad Comedy by @halrudnick ticket link in bio
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Hal Rudnick@halrudnickAug 12
See Jersey Devil: A Dead Dad Comedy Tues 9/1 8pm at The Groundlings! It's the true story of growing up with my father who was a marine, concert producer, compulsive gambler who lost millions of dollars, and a burglar/thief. The show is directed by my talented friend Drew Droege
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Michael McKean
@MJMcKeanAug 15
I really liked this one. Felt right at the core. Beautifully cast, too.
Criterion
@CriterionAug 15
LOVE & MERCY (2015) ❤️ 🎶 Now playing on the Criterion Channel in our Rock Biopics That Don't Suck collection! bit.ly/4wFYztO The rare musician biopic to compellingly convey the process of artistic creation, this sublime portrait of Beach Boys visionary Brian Wilson jumps back and forth in time between the 1960s, as a young Wilson pushes himself to the brink to realize his magnum opus, “Pet Sounds,” and the 1980s, when he attempts to rebuild his life after years of mental-health struggles.
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Jeff Sneider
@TheInSneiderAug 14
God forbid someone does something cool and UPSETS THE STUDIO! Guy’s boss sounds like he sucks and doesn’t understand the Internet. I’ll pay $500 for that poster right now!
Dexerto
@DexertoAug 13
The artist behind the viral hand-drawn "Spider-Man: Brand New Day” poster says he had to take it down He says his boss told him head office asked for it to be removed to avoid “upsetting the studio"
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At David Niven’s funeral the largest wreath was from the porters at Heathrow Airport. The card with it read “To the finest gentleman who ever walked these halls. He made a porter feel like a king”
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RetroNewsNow
@RetroNewsNowAug 11
🎬'Cloak & Dagger' starring Henry Thomas, Dabney Coleman and Michael Murphy premiered in theaters 42 years ago, August 10, 1984
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I haven’t seen Spiderman yet but when it comes to movie reviews? It was the gang. Never forget @halrudnick for my pack! 🤞🏾🫡
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