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Haley Walker

@halswalker

Just taking life one day at a time. Wanna be actress. HOH singer. Ukulele for the win!

 Ontario
Joined April 2012
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Mark Hamill
@MarkHamill6 Jun 2018
What's not to love? #GetALifeNerds
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A new era begins. This Autumn. ✨🌟✨ #DoctorWho
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I only show up to social functions as a Force hologram. That way I can just disappear on a moment's notice. Really cuts down on awkward goodbyes.
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I HEAR THE GARAGE DOOR. IT IS OPENING. THE HUMAN IS HOME EARLY. MY FEETS. ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN
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Waitress says "Say when" when grating my cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan. There are no survivors.
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dani@thesmallgoblin11 Jan 2018
It started with x+4... and I couldn’t unhear it. I was supposed to do my math homework but instead I figured out what the Cantina Theme would sound like if your instrument was a pencil. (Volume all the way up)
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Emo Kylo Ren
@KyloR3n3 Jan 2018
no hux i definitely have a girlfriend we speak with our minds she has a magic cave where she does syncopated snapping and she’s super good with a lightsaber and like so strong with the force no i don’t know her last name but she definitely isn’t made up
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Sky@SkyRandella11 Aug 2017
PSA!Having an invisible disease does not make it impossible to be discriminated against and it sucks just as much. Be kind. You never know!
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GoFundMe
@gofundme29 Nov 2016
Even a small donation could make the biggest difference for someone in need. Don't forget to give back tomorrow on #GivingTuesday.
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Sky@SkyRandella10 Jul 2016
Little known fact: if you think you're a resident of Cambridge YOU'RE NOT. You actually live in Portugal.
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Reilly Small@ReillySmall1 Jul 2016
"The past can hurt, but the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it." - The Lion King
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Really irks me when people cannot seem to text back. I know y'all always have your phone, so unless it's dead or you are.. No excuse.
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16 messages we have for our anxiety themighty.com/2016/06/what-t…
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The Force told me something happened to Han. Whatever it was, it made Leia really sad. I bet he grew a mustache again. That monster.
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Years ago Kylo Ren asked me if I had any cool Darth Vader souvenirs. I held up my robot hand. He never asked again.
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Happy #GroundhogDay !
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Mark Hamill
@MarkHamill7 Jan 2016
Speechless. #TFA nitter.gq/Jolo_swagg69/status/68…
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Replying to @MarkHamill
@HamillHimself what was your reaction when you got the script for star wars come to find out you say nothing
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Kylo Ren will never face me I know his weaknesses Like that Care Bear night light he used until he was 12 He cried when Han threw it away
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It’s time to get back in shape! Greenhawk has all the tools and tips to help you and your horse get ready for 2016!
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