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I’ll update as soon as I figure my shit out🎭👺

Joined June 2024
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
Im not really AS 🥱
A message for your Ex?
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
This 50/50 discourse is hilarious because men are finally realising that women don’t necessarily want them badly enough to take on the stress and responsibilities that come with relationships. If I can pay my bills and afford my lifestyle alone, why would I add the emotional labour of nurturing, catering to, managing and accommodating another adult, only to still split bills?
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
‘Don’t mind Lord Lugard, you hear?’ is a crazy thing to shout at me from your car while I’m trekking. 😂😂😂😂
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
ur the patriarchy bro 😭
cis women attack trans women cause that's easier than fighting patriarchy. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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Till today we don’t know who or what killed Mohbad
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
There is nothing expressive about it. It is disgusting
There’s a serious attack on masculinity in Nigeria! 😭 I just saw a compilation of male outfits from a fashion show & Omo, it’s becoming alarming o!😩 Men in dresses, wigs, clutches….??😭 Expressive fashion they say!! But why does everything have to look feminine??? Men don’t have their own fashion ni?? 😭 At this point, na to dey pray: May our boys be boys & our girls be girls. 😭
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
No cause I see some “scholars” doing somethings and I’m like even if I want to stress myself is it for this deadbeat country😭😭😭??
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
Transgender is a sign of mental illness
Transphobia are a sign of low IQ
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
She’s right tbh. You don’t see women going to fashion shows dressed as men. Expressive fashion una
“We’re slowly losing our men all in the name of expressive fashion. This is truly sad” — Reality star Tboss reacts to the growing embrace of effeminate fashion trends at GTCO Fashion Week 2026.
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
Even Chicken daughter fra pass matta 😭 See as she dey rage bait am
DJ Chicken’s daughter told him she missed him and he got so emotional that he started crying 🥹😭 Aree dey cry ke? 😂💔
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
I6-year-old athlete, Praise Ugoh, becomes the first-ever Nigerian to win a 400m title at the Youth Olympics at 52.76s. 🇳🇬👏🏽
Nigerian secondary school student, Rosemary Chigozie Nwankwo, wins Nigeria's first gold medal at the Youth Olympic Games in Dakar in the 100m. 🥇
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
Lmfaooo dear ALL don’t believe everything u see. I promise I have a house and a bed to sleep in 😭😭😭
They look just like you! Ya might as well keep em 😭😭😭😭😭 cause at this point I took all ya money, the kids ain’t even yours & you weigh about 20 pounds 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
Lmfaooo dear ALL don’t believe everything u see. I promise I have a house and a bed to sleep in 😭😭😭
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
They look just like you! Ya might as well keep em 😭😭😭😭😭 cause at this point I took all ya money, the kids ain’t even yours & you weigh about 20 pounds 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nah nah nah @TEYANATAYLOR …answer the damn phone cuz why these not my kids??? And I didn’t know I was this skinny. Lmaoooo #theinternet #thisisAIguysIMfineSERIOUSLY but I didn’t know they weren’t my kids 😭😭😭🥺
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
Guys, it's okay if nothing works out. We can always die.
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
yes, but never the same.
To ones who survived no contact do they actually comeback?
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
Oh look who’s number one. Useless bastards
Unemployment rate 🇿🇦 South Africa: 33.6% 🇪🇸 Spain: 10.18% 🇹🇷 Turkey: 8.4% 🇫🇷 France: 8.3% 🇦🇷 Argentina: 7.9% 🇨🇦 Canada: 6.7% 🇩🇪 Germany: 6.3% 🇮🇹 Italy: 6.3% 🇧🇷 Brazil: 5.2% 🇨🇳 China: 5.2% 🇮🇳 India: 5% 🇮🇩 Indonesia: 4.75% 🇦🇺 Australia: 4.7% 🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 4.7% 🇺🇸 United States: 4.1% 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: 3% 🇨🇭 Switzerland: 3% 🇲🇽 Mexico: 2.6% 🇰🇷 South Korea: 2.6% 🇯🇵 Japan: 2.4% 🇷🇺 Russia: 2.2% 🇸🇬 Singapore: 2%
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Lovebombmelikenooneswatching🫦 retweeted
I just looked at my laugh lines in the mirror and I genuinely do not remember anything being that hilarious
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