Red panda enthusiast. Specialist in The Simpsons quotes. Socialist & "Marxist Scumbag". Music lover. Part-time Animal Crossing fan account 😊 She/Her
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Time for the #AnimalCrossing does...superthread with what’s been attempted so far!
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Plotting to kill migrants: £500 fine.
Holding a sign with words on it: terrorism charges.
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I really can't exaggerate how alarmingly authoritarian it is that it always turns out that the left can't have a party actually. Sorry you did it the wrong way actually. Says so here in the rulebook.
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SNL US nervously squeezing out one joke they can barely commit to meanwhile SNL UK is like this on a regular basis
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Instead of such negativity please help us share love and positivity by sharing my beautiful boys picture ♥️
#CancerHasNoColours
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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history.
"We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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This guy is a fucking idiot
Elon Musk says going to medical school is pointless
"Everyone will have access to medical care that is better than what the president receives right now"
Peter Diamandis: "So don't go into medical school?"
Elon Musk: "Yes. Yeah. Pointless. But I would say that applies to any form of education"
"5 or 4 years from now, we'll have better medical care than anyone has today, available for everyone"
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Dan Castellaneta never gets enough credit. Everyone agrees that he’s a tremendous voice actor yet he STILL feels underrated somehow
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Welcome to Super Seabird Sunday where we ask you to share photos, videos & artwork of seabirds. Here is a Guillemot trying to share a rock with some Puffins #SuperSeabirdSunday
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we are once again at the time of year where i say PLEASE can we have a ban on the sale of fireworks to the general public
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everything is so Reference-poisoned these days it feels very refreshing to see Heidi Klum be “a gross hand” for halloween
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This is factual and worth knowing and coming to terms with if we are going to understand the rise of far-right sentiment. We are in an asymmetrical propaganda assault on democracy. The Islamophobia, anti immigrant craze is part of a concerted campaign to divide democratic nations. Be aware.
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I hear this dude’s name more now than when he was leader of the Green Party. Amazing what a platform the media will give to people prepared to kick the left
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someone on a local FB group is going mad at people scaring her dog with fireworks which has prompted a boomer to say that dogs never used to be scared of them when he was growing up, to which I replied "the dogs of today are too woke" and stupid cunts are unironically liking it
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May those who live, work or holiday on top of this have nightmares about what lies beneath them. May they imagine the cries of the dying and may it keep them awake at night.
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Well. We shall see what Adrian says - I hope this is misreporting. But can we be clear that there is no contradiction between speaking out for human rights and for nature. Why on earth would environmentalists tolerate genocide? Humans being nature after all! People and planet. Both.
