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Joined October 2013
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en route to my sundown town office last bunch of efniks just got off the last stop goodbye mi familia 👋🏾
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Khlo..? I think Lamar has a cavity.
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my trust in iphone alarms is at an all time low
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when i was a kid my dad would drink half his tea and by then it was cool enough so he would give me the other half anyways he just did that rn for the first time in years i’m gonna cry ❤️‍🩹
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every time i’m in superdrug i get 1. a skin/makeup compliment and 2. a random discount 😭 i am so loved in this establishment and i love it back!!!
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in store shopping is good for me actually because fitting room mirrors get me righttttt back on my gym schedule
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i’m making choices in life atm that would send 2024 me into cardiac arrest
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turns out the learner driver who’s been annoying me for 2 miles is my sister
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ilhan retweeted
I LOVE DELETING STUFF!!! WOOSH!! POOF!! GONE FOREVER!!! DISAPPEAR!!! ERASED FROM EXISTENCE!!!! NEVER EXISTED!!! BEGONE!!! OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!! BYE BYE!!! FAREWELL!!! HOW WONDERFUL!!!! WHAT ELSE CAN I DELETE!!!!! WHOS NEXT!!!!!
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I just want to cry every time I see Javits Frimpong’s picture. There is so much innocence behind his eyes and demeanour. Sweet boy did not deserve this. He was just going to school.
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this clock change has messed me up i’m so sleepy at 7pm
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cousins keep bumping into alfie enoch and sending me into a jealous rage
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colleague has same surname as me and first name (ellen) is insanely close to mine what the hell girl be yourself 😭
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why do i always end up with a neurodiverse line manager
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u can see the decline in literacy through this
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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he sounds like when someone in a kdrama speaks english
Jorja Smith and Kylian Mbappé before her Ballon d’Or performance
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had a macbook for 5 years at my last job i actually can not make this pivot to pc PLZZZZZZZ steve jobs my syrian brother wake up !!!!!!
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they gave me an iphone 17 for a work phone though
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first day at my new job about to already stress them out with annual leave for a pre-existing booked holiday
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not stockpiling for shit a national emergency will be the ozempic i’ve been praying for
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