
Dinosaur. Pi Lam house dad. 2011 Chi Omega formal attendee. In the 99th percentile of Turnpike listeners. #thatsbaseball #ColumbiaPFG
Barboursville, WV
Joined December 2019
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Remember when the #beev was just people posting music and putting their fingers in beer cans?
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Lost my keys, broke my costas, and almost split my head open on my 22nd birthday. #fuck
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You don’t want Zac Alley fired enough.
A below average defense would have this team at least sitting at 7-2 maybe better
I say again the #beev is just a men’s fashion blog but just really racist
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“When the fight seems unwinnable, shit yourself to throw the enemy off their balance.” - Sun Tzu, probably.
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Hometown buddy is on his fifth ex girlfriend since we graduated highschool three years ago
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Instead of correcting course, the GOP chose to shoot the messenger and double down on stupid. (This tweet is one year old tomorrow.)



















