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โ€œโ”€๐š‘๐šŽ๐š•๐š•๐š˜ ๐š‹๐š˜๐šข๐šœ.โ€ supernatural, parody. 18+ // ms

writer is 25+ ึด เฃช๐–ค แดดแต‡แตƒแตˆแตแต‰rสณ
Joined January 2025
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โ €โ € โ €โ €๐šŠ๐š‹๐šœ๐š˜๐š•๐šž๐š๐šŽ๐š•๐šข ๐š—๐š˜ ๐š’๐š—๐š๐š›๐š˜๐š๐šž๐šŒ๐š๐š’๐š˜๐š— ๐š—๐šŽ๐šŒ๐šŽ๐šœ๐šœ๐šŠ๐š›๐šข.
โ €โ € โ €โ€œ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต'๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต, ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ.โ€
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โ€œwouldn't you like to know? contrary to belief i dont announce my plans to every demon with a pair of ears.โ€ he adjusted his sleeve cuffs, looking towards the jester. โ€œbesides, hells power keeps giving, growing. i'm not concerned of any threat pandora makes.โ€
"Of course your majesty. Of course you are indeed powrful beyond measure that is not being questioned. So what do you intend to do" he asked calmly. Curious little demon he was.
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he swirled his whiskey then, placing it down to rise up from his throne. โ€œi've survived angels, archangels, the apocalypse and more family disputes then i dare count. if pandora wants hell, she better get in line.โ€
He raised a brow. The things ine hears in hell. He cleared his throat. The soft jingle of the bells heard. "That Pandora seeks the annilahation of hell and that you don't have the juice to take her on"
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there was a small smirk, over the rim of his usual glass. โ€œstill got that temper beneath the bell and ribbons. you know i love a good runour, do enlighten me before i start one of my own.โ€
His smile slipped for a mere moment. Anger glowed in his eyes as he gritted his teeth. "I am wounded you've forgotten My Lord. It was a crowning achievement being the Fool of hell. Then again i hear rumors."
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โ€œgood god. are you planning a wedding or an execution? remind me of your demotion, was it for incompetence or was irritating everyone a mere natural talent?โ€
"Now why so blue. So dark and depressing might i suggest crimson, scarlett or white. It would be far more suitable"
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โ€œblack, preferably. i might knit myself a noose for the next demon who mistakes me, the king, for a bloody pensioner at a craft fair.โ€
"Perhaps Knitting would be enjoyable. Its quite therapeutic. Would you like me to fetch some yawn. Your royal highness"
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โ€œsomething better? brillint suggestion, shall i take up knitting? perhaps bird watching? i'm the king of hell, not some miserable sod having a midlife crisis.โ€
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So Volatile this evening Sire. Might I suggest you take a break from all this witchy brooding and focus more on something better
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if another bloody moron masquerading as a witch attempts to summon me with the butchered latin, i'll personally reserve them a room in hell. good morning.
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i've met witches with more common sense than the winchesters, one of those spent three days arguing with her broomstick.
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โ€œyou need not ask, however you touch my scotch collection and the door is locked.โ€ eyes scanned her, searching. it was unusual for his sister to ask for such a request. โ€œdo you need the house investigating?โ€
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@hardysways, would it be possible for me to stay in an empty room at your place? Somethings amiss with my house so I actually don't have anywhere at the moment.
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แดดแต‡แตƒแตˆแตแต‰rสณ please communicate with me if theres a problem or i've upset/missed a reply. gentle reminder i'm not a mind reader and i'm not always online to catch everything. mh is taking a hit tonight. might be around tomorrow ๐Ÿ–ค
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been watching dean for ten minutes trying to work out what annoys me about him. it's the nostril. he speaks through one nostril.
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โ€œyes, well i tried the communication method, it didn't exactly go to plan. and even if i happened to do so furthermore, what would you gain from such suggestions?โ€
"Hes attempting too. Why I have no idea. This place looks like shit and doesn't look worthy of saving" He shrugged his shoukders as he slipped the page back innhis pocket and stepped forward. "Maybe you should talk to him onstead of being a coward"
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โ€œodd, you peg me as the kind who collects clippings for your ceiling and walls. nevertheless.โ€ his eyes fell to the paper. โ€œa host can't anchor a broken foundation that created them. it's like pouring water out and expecting it to rise back up immediately.โ€
"He ain't my idol" He reached in his pocket and pulled out a piece of paper as he whistled reading it. "Seems Lucifer is anchoring himself to hell. Hence why everything is still spinning"
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he watched sam leg it to freedom. crowley hadn't done it out of kindness, no. he had done it to bring the winchesters stronger to get a handle on the rot of the world that was pandora.
He raised a brow. It seemed to Easy. He had been in hell for months. Learning everything he fould about who they were up against. And Crowely was just going to let him walk. He took off. Running through the door and finally escaping hell.
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โ€œthen leave, moose.โ€ crowley flicked his wrist, opening the door without a single effort. โ€œlucifer isn't around to stop your lanky self finding your brother, and quite frankly, i have more pressing matters than a wayward winchester.โ€
He had his reasons. He knew what was brewing upstairs. Godzilla Vs Mothra was nothing compared to Pandora and Chuck. "I wanted to stretch my Legs Crowley. And Who wants to be in hell honestly?"
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โ€œyes, word is right. however the word of his existence ending is also alarm bells. in case you haven't noticed, hell is collapsing. disappearing, and your idol the mighty lucifer.. no-where to be found.โ€
"Or your losing your grip on the throne. Word is Lucifer is back in town. Does that scare you" He inquired with a smirk as he shifted a bit in his stance. "Never claimed to be anything else. I know my worth. Stealing is easy when nobody pays you any attention"
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โ€œmay i remind you theres only so much wounded pride i am prepared to tolerate before breakfast.โ€ he tilted his head. โ€œi run hell, lucifer occasionally swans in, throws his weight around and reminds everyone that daddy dearest didn't hug him. now, would you like to insult โ”€
He raised a brow. Lucifer kept him like a personal trophy in hell. Everywhere he turned was met by resitance. He had to get out. Had to find his way to help Dean. "You own hell? Or you taking orders from that prick they call lucifer"
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โ”€ my authority some more or tell me why you're so desperately trying to get out?โ€
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a thin smile struck the kings face, without humour of course. it was clear he wasn't amused. โ€œcareful. the hunters are useful, the demons are replaceable and you, you're rapidly proving you belong in the second category.โ€
"Oh I'm soooooo sorry your majesty? Maybe get better demons." He huffed as he shifted a bit in his stance as he raised a brow. "Hell and more talk Your royal highness specially when you surround yourself with hunters"
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โ€œwell moose, lovely to see you too.โ€ his eyes narrowed, judging by the winchesters anger he knew this wasn't entirely a social call. โ€œlast i heard, making deals with the devil to save his son.โ€
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