Harrison Lott

fruity jokes :)

let’s touch base after the new year (2029)!

the doctor gave me my test results in a prezi :/

happy "where'd i put that w-9 i got in the mail 3 months ago?" day to all who celebrate!

my dream role

you know it's hot when the bar's playing sigur rós!

why aren’t more people emailing me at 11:21pm

when I hear "The Big Game" I think of this

i only support the death penalty for people who use overhead lighting

shrimp cocktail! it’s what’s for breakfast!

pete davidson is a false clown who cannot even take a stance on the keystone pipeline

i actually do want to say this

eras tour has no competition for

how to carve a pumpkin