Calling in sick in 2005:
- Call the office
- Say you’re not well
- Go back to sleep
Calling in sick in 2026:
Hey @grok how much revenue has Gangnam Style video made so far?
i'm not asking you to fix me.
just sit next to me when my brain's being weirdly overthinking,
and don't leave.
Hey @grok which Land deal is best according to you A or B ??
There's a very specific kind of eye contact that makes you forget every single thought your overthinking brain ever had 🤍
I’m all about the little things in love. holding hands for no reason, sharing a plate of fries, wearing each other's hoodies, laughing over silly things in the car, and exchanging those looks that say everything without a word, like we're living in our own little world. ❤️
Be real… have you ever cut someone off and didn't miss them even a little? You just felt lighter, happier, and at peace. 😭😂




















