Joined October 2024
If you see a bump under a girl's stomach, run away immediately Hey @grok, explain the reason to them
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Calling in sick in 2005: - Call the office - Say you’re not well - Go back to sleep Calling in sick in 2026:
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- Take 4 photos of the thermometer - Draft the Slack message 7 times - Attach a “doctor’s note” screenshot - Join the wellness channel - Watch 11 recovery TikToks - Still reply to emails from bed
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Hey @grok how much revenue has Gangnam Style video made so far?
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Hey @grok, which country has the best chance of becoming the world's top superpower by 2050?
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i'm not asking you to fix me. just sit next to me when my brain's being weirdly overthinking, and don't leave.
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according to youtube, 1080p Premium is better than 4K @grok is it true???
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Hey @grok which Land deal is best according to you A or B ??
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This tweet never old
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There's a very specific kind of eye contact that makes you forget every single thought your overthinking brain ever had 🤍
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why can't trains be like this???
🤖 Made with AI
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Hey @grok does keeping ice cubes down there really increase sperm count?
🤖 Made with AI
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I’m all about the little things in love. holding hands for no reason, sharing a plate of fries, wearing each other's hoodies, laughing over silly things in the car, and exchanging those looks that say everything without a word, like we're living in our own little world. ❤️
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Hey @grok What is the mark visible on Sydney Sweeney's rib and stomach !!!
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Same actress btw. In real life. In Good Girls.
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Hey @grok which causes the least long term damage to the lungs? Cannabis joint, Vape, Cigarette, or Cigar?
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Be real… have you ever cut someone off and didn't miss them even a little? You just felt lighter, happier, and at peace. 😭😂
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The true definition of a perfect gym girl.
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If you see a girl with naturally dark under-eyes, just run away Hey @grok , explain them why 💀
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Marisa tomei....... At Age 60. At Age 25.
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