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Haruspectra

@haruspectra

M. O. T. H. E. R.

Joined August 2023
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At least I was the hottest looking… 🫠
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Boomers shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Childless shouldn’t either. Speak only a foreign language? Nope.
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Uhg
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@haruspectra5h
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In line to get raped rn..😩
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So I was not tripping! Lifting does create dermal thickness and improves elasticity. I wasn’t being delulu.
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Today I either shoot myself in the face or get shot. I’ll feel so raped afterwards..
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Mother called me last night to urge me to vote today. ‘Stop being a fucking moron’ Came to lift. Dem bitch was out there complaining her signs had been taken down. I went amazing! And kept walking. She yells ‘have a nice day!’ Likewise!
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Dreamed I was lifting in this huge outdoor compound and this woman kept misplacing the attachments I needed on purpose. Transformation is now complete. I should be proud.
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Mother called me last night to urge me to vote today. ‘Stop being a fucking moron’ Came to lift. Dem bitch was out there complaining her signs had been taken down. I went amazing! And kept walking. She yells ‘have a nice day!’ Likewise!
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@haruspectra8h
GM and this is absolutely incredible.
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GM and this is absolutely incredible.
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I have such a foul mouth, it’s a miracle I have not ended up in jail.
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I’m not even exaggerating. I’m so bad.
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@haruspectra20h
Literally me driving..
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Literally me driving..
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@VladTheInflatorNov 2
What your pilots sound like when you're definitely going to make it to your destination safe and ahead of schedule.
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Know the Difference; It Could Save Your Life! 👇🏻💯
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@VladTheInflatorNov 2
What your pilots sound like when you're definitely going to make it to your destination safe and ahead of schedule.
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I’m over it..
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What the actual fuck is this faggot shit?
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I used to do this to my one cousin. He hated me for it but I thought he was so beautiful..
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@haruspectraNov 2
I have watched this an unhealthy amount of times.
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I have watched this an unhealthy amount of times.
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Speechless…
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But this is also why I will succeed.
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@haruspectraNov 2
Chugging Celsius, bananas and honey in the parking lot. Slept like shit award but will train either way bc I’m not right in the head and won’t pretend otherwise.
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