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Winner of prestigious 5th place award in the luton news prediction league! Can often be found tweeting crap. Equalled luton appearance record of danny spiller

portsmouth
Joined February 2009
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Replying to @BotFinderUK
If you have a spare 3 mins and 45 secs today, watch this fantastic grilling by Sally Nugent on BBC Breakfast. The very first time I've seen Farage questioned properly about his £5M bung, and it's fair to say, he totally fluffed it. There are points when you can see Farage tremble and even accuse the BBC of putting him in danger. 🤦‍♂️ It was for security. It was for cars. Nobody cares. It's no one's business. He won't tell us. DANGER! At one point, he let slip that the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards may 'disagree' with him on the rules around donations. He knows he's going to be found guilty on this one. He's in trouble, and his face gave it away gloriously. Top hats off to Sally Nugent. Stellar work. 👏
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I think that the biggest difference between the Iran war and the Vietnam war is Donald Trump knew how to get himself out of the Vietnam war.
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You want the NATO allies to join you in a war you started without ever consulting these allies about the war or explaining your war aims. We’re meant just to meekly fall in line. You recently supported a US invasion of a NATO ally (Denmark/Greenland) but now you want these same allies to join your war. Your president disparaged and misrepresented the role of NATO allies in Afghanistan. But now you want them to join with you again in a war of your making. You went to war with Iran without a thought of how to keep the Strait of Hormuz open and without involving your allies in the matter. But now you want the NATO allies to bail you out, even though there’s still no plan for Hormuz. You want the NATO allies to join you in a war in which you still cannot articulate the endgame. Or what victory would look like. You went to war thinking the Iranian regime would quickly topple, that Tehran would not attack the Gulf States or close Hormuz. Why would we align with such Epic Stupidity? You and other know-nothing blowhards started this war all on your own. You can finish it on your own. If you’re able to …
Just spoke to @POTUS about our European allies’ unwillingness to provide assets to keep the Strait of Hormuz functioning, which benefits Europe far more than America. I have never heard him so angry in my life. I share that anger given what’s at stake. The arrogance of our allies to suggest that Iran with a nuclear weapon is of little concern and that military action to stop the ayatollah from acquiring a nuclear bomb is our problem not theirs is beyond offensive. The European approach to containing the ayatollah’s nuclear ambitions have proven to be a miserable failure. The repercussions of providing little assistance to keep the Strait of Hormuz functioning are going to be wide and deep for Europe and America. I consider myself very forward-leaning on supporting alliances, however at a time of real testing like this, it makes me second guess the value of these alliances. I am certain I am not the only senator who feels this way.
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Tommy on his arse as we sign a Norwegian born to a British-Iraqi mother and a Dutchman who converted to Islam #ltfc #coyh
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BREAKING: People in New York have painted the River Hudson green in support of Greenland Making Americans Go Away. It's believed 717.5k tins of paint were used costing nearly $80,085 which is the same price as an American carton of eggs Photographed from a Canberra
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🚨All is not well in the Trump camp🚨 Things are going to start getting messy.
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LOL🤣
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In case it is deleted. This is a UK PM visiting Auschwitz and this is Reform and Elon Musk's favourite account calling it 'a train track and some fence'. Just close this fucking place
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This is absolutely stupendous I won’t spoil it for you. Watch to the last line.
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It would be a real shame if this tweet by Elon Musk (in 2022) saying that Trump is too old to be president went viral. You know what to do.
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Your Friday night Hatters 🫡
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30 seconds before we started both myself and @hatternick were worried we didn’t have enough to talk about. Then we spent 15 minutes debating if Joe Johnson should be loaned out or not. You can watch on YouTube: youtu.be/uk53ZYeN_XE?si=kw-v…
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Do you agree with Garth Crooks' Team of the Week? 🤔 #BBCFootball
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NEW EPISODE ALERT 🚨 @hatternick and @G__Daly discuss the dramatic comeback against Forest and look forward to this weekend’s clash against Aston Villa. youtu.be/adzlx_-jQFc?si=kAji…
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Our resident Mr. PR @hatternick was on @talkSPORT with @maxrushden before @LutonTown's 1-1 draw with #Wolves on Saturday. You can listen to the audio on our Youtube Channel: youtu.be/FRBF6xZ8uT8?si=LUD_… Let us (him) know how you think he did in the comments.
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What’s that!?! You want another Podcast episode!?! Oh okay then! Here ya go! Mr PR Returns! @hatternick iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2ev… Google: podcasts.google.com?feed=aHR…
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Last time I checked you weren’t allowed to punch anyone in football @EFL???
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