Made you look. life is a joke. why aren't you laughing? Everything I say that you don't like is satire.
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Anthony Clark Dies: Comedian And 'Yes, Dear' Star Was 62 deadline.com/2026/11/anthony…
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OoT was the best game of all time for 28 years, until a weak ago when it all off a sudden became clunky and dated and ugly.
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I still respect film snobs a thousand times more than “gamers” because if The Godfather got remade starring Robert Downey Jr and all greenscreen CGI backgrounds, you would not be seeing nearly as much of “well the original is pretty dated, it’s not perfect!”
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>Playing new Zelda Game
>Ask Gravedigger if their Hookshot is Hook or Claw
>He doesn’t understand
>Pull out illustrated diagram explaining the deference between a Hookshot and Clawshot
>He laughs and says “it’s a good Hookshot sir”
>Open chest
>It’s Clawshot
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In the future, we're going to look back on AI Seinfeld clips the way we look back on lolcats now, and I'm just happy to be here for the peak.
It's the fat guy from Borat
GO OUT AND VOTE TODAY! (I know like me you already did!) Vote against New Wars. Vote against High Gas Prices. Vote for someone who doesnt let Corporations run wild. Vote against Corruption and Shitty Leadership. Vote for someone who cares to fix our broken Healthcare system. Vote to make shit better! *queue all the triggered comments this'll get on X in 2026, all the slurs and insults that saying this will bring, click their profiles & notice which side they support, if they seem like a piece of shit, then feel good about your vote against that type. I know I will. 🫡 🇺🇸🤘
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Zach Cregger was asked if he would ever consider actually adding anything substantial from the games besides superficial references, simple iconography, and background props if he was given the opportunity to make a sequel to Resident Evil
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100% real behind the scenes video of Zach Cregger reading the first draft for his Resident Evil movie
(He jizzed in his pants when he saw RCPD)
I have found a real behind the scenes image of Zach Cregger writing the script for the Resident Evil movie
People who constantly drop from games constantly trying to farm the Pirate Token should be black listed from the token drop, because it's funnier that way
This is by far the fastest Pirate Shop farming method in Fortnite..
Equip the "Plundarrgh Sprite" & drop at the giant treasure chest. You will be able to dig up the 20+ chests twice as fast and reset your lobbies quicker.
You can also use the Gold Rush effect from the Plundarrgh Sprite to clear smaller POIs faster as well.
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