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16 y/o developer & sysadmin 🩷 Highly open to work, DMs open! GD & PJSK player @hazelcaffeine

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Joined October 2022
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joplin - heartstrings, lexycat (2025)
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picture of my balls at 25k
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Claude Fable 5.2 and Claude Mythos 5.2 are available now:
Introducing Claude Fable 5.2 and Claude Mythos 5.2, designed to tackle the most daunting technical challenges. They’re capable collaborators on ambitious projects in many fields, and show improvements in areas like coding, reasoning, and vision.
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Introducing Claude Fable 5.2 and Claude Mythos 5.2, designed to tackle the most daunting technical challenges. They’re capable collaborators on ambitious projects in many fields, and show improvements in areas like coding, reasoning, and vision.
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Jensen more like Jenson #ebk 👀
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the two worst things next to each other
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Replying to @icecream_scoopR
Of the 20 accounts you follow, 5 are tranny porn, and I'm 69% sure Republicans oppose that... i don't judge, but you might wanna reevaluate your political stance... make your account private, or get a degree in planetary science. 🤷‍♂️
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JENSEN! THATS NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY CHINESE MODELS!!!!!!!
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How??????
Swiftcord is finally here on iOS/iPadOS. Get insane customization, QOL features and speeds on your phone from the app store: swiftcord.app. Make Swiftcord yours today.
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No mom i cant tell you how school was today its called opsec
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Now that we have your attention...👀 Join 30,000+ others on the waitlist: lunar.gg/roblox Roblox Creators & Developers: Want early access or interested in partnering with us? Reach out at [email protected] More to come. Stay tuned! 🚀
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits to having an affair. U.S. intelligence believes he had a relationship with a Chinese spy.
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Does anyone wanna hire me 🥺🥺 please 🥺🥺🥺
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Not from Japanese?!
Recién casi chocamos con mi viejo a un pelotudo con el que cogi y hace poco descubrí que tenía mujer e hijos. Como empezó a putear a mi papá, baje del auto y cuando me vio arrancó. Mi viejo cree que tiene un hijo mafioso y en realidad tiene un puto que se culeo a todo el barrioa
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