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Azirephale: Did it hurt?
Crowley: When I fell from heaven? No, angel, don’t be so cliche.
Azirephale: No, I mean when you fell out of that Uber. You tripped over your foot and then just laid on the pavement for a while.
Crowley:
Azirephale: We all saw it.
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Crowley: Okay, funny story, I thought ‘seven deadly sins’ meant you had to DO them or you die.
Azirephale: Yes, I was wondering.
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Gabriel, bursting into the bookshop: You two ARE having sex!!
Aziraphale: Really? Crowley, why didn’t you tell me? I would’ve put my book down







