*·˚ ༘🍎𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊! (A NEW GEN SPOILERS!!)

⠀ ⠀ ❛ This is your 𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 Apple Jack 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧? The 𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭 of friends and the most 𝗱𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 of ponies? ❜ ⠀ ⠀

🥹🤧❤️❤️❤️🎀🍎

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sorry son but imma have t' drag ya for this tweet. ya fell off. 🙄

//ok im gonna go to bed now aah i feel bad for the people waiting on replies from me but ive been hella busy/stressed IRL all i can really manage is crack rn 😔

[Her cheeks flushed a darker shade of orange and she murmurs under her breath. Something about how Pinkie was WAY cuter than her. . .] Mmh. I know right? Twi has some weird crushes. . .but not everypony can luck out with someone as perfect as ya, Pinkie.

Honestly ya should consider doin' some good more often.

[cue her covering her eyes with her hat. she doesnt know how she got here but!! hey!! shes happy!]

m-mayhaps. . .I need'a get ya a ring but 👀👀👀

I cant believe youre being a decent pony being. . .we stan that.

BABE WE GOTTA GET MARRIED . . . WE NEED NAMES FOR THE KIDS!!

aww you decorated them for dia de los muertos?? 🥺🥺

???? TELL ME YOURE NOT JOINING IN TOO BABE

Well. . .one of the "beans" is that Twi is formin' an Applejack hate club with Rainbow. An' she's goin' through her emo phase. All because. . .an' get this. . . [She leaned in closer so she could say in a hushed tone,] She was simpin' for Sombra. Can you believe that!?

I LEFT FOR A MOMENT WHY ARE QE GWTTING ORGEANRNNTmm???

Pretty much! It ain't as stylish as our friends' will be, but it's somethin' at least. [Humming happily.] In my defense, they harassed me first, I'm only defendin' myself. Ya can join in but don't get too overexcited okay, hon? Ya know it takes a long time to calm ya down.

YOU SELLIN AND NOT SHARIN WITH ME??? THE ULTIMATE DRUG DEALER??? WHY YOU THINK MY ZAP APPLE JAM TASTES SO GOOD 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

HUNTY THIS IS EMBARRASSIN FOR YOU...

i knew the shy bitches caint be trusted other me destroy her

FLUTTERSHY HOMOPHOBIC ARC???