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miami u alumni

Joined December 2015
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i finally understand how this feels.
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they changed the Pledge of Allegiance to the lyrics of Born This Way
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ABDUL EL-SAYED IS MY SENATOR 😭😭😭😭😭
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Feeling like when the Barbies restored Barbieland
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Hunter Schafer on the $1 bill Mamdani on the $5 bill Lady gaga on the $10 bill Rupaul on the $50 bill Miss Rachel on the $100 bill
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FIRST TIME JOYSCROLLING ON TWITTER
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i genuinely feel like this
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Good morning!
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omg kylie jenner wearing the 22 million dollars fantasy bra at victoria’s secret show
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This piece is $50 million. x.com/_Jacobandco/st…
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Felt a slight breeze
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Adoro como todo mundo ainda chama o Twitter de Twitter nitter.gq/eduantao/status/207272…
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The FDA has confirmed that the only thing safe left to eat is the rich
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ppl hate flock cameras and then buy meta glasses like baby u are the flock camera
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extraño ser chiquita y pensar que todos odiábamos a los nazis
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maybe i should just kill myself
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as one of the 10 23 stans i can say noah hates me
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Godlight tonight queen?
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Godlight tonight queen?
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"no they dont" explain this shit then
I GENUINELY think the Black Eyed Peas have superpowers and no one questions it
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