Walking by an empty picture frame in an art gallery and hearing the voice of that one friend who got pulled into a portal to the gooner dimension in 2020 calling for help.
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Here is an orb that does nothing but show what you personally cannot be, partake in, or possess. You should stare at it for five hours per day.
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I tried to run this gimmick with an optometrist but instead of saying my vision is perfect, he said I’m slightly farsighted.
I hadn’t been to the dentist in a long time so I went to the dentist and the dentist said yeah everything’s perfect you probably don’t need to come to the dentist for a while. This is the life of a guy who doesn’t really care for sugar.
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I need a wealthy benefactor for my designs upon the world, which include the eradication of the wealthy benefactor class.
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Edward retweeted
Oh good they're sending a bunch of guys up a staircase to get Bourne. Looks like this is the end for old Bourney
