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Insane Poser (Celibacy Arc)

@heavymetalifter

smoking not joking

 Ohio
Joined August 2021
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All the women at the GBK show are brown
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I met these hippie Christian’s on LSD and they kept hugging me and telling me God had great things in store for me
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Varg would not approve of what has been done in this shirt tonight
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I’m missing out on increased odds for the pirate shop token right now
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I’m coming around these bars enough that they call me “Tall Jesus”
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Okay Johnny 🔥
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@heavymetalifterOct 10
We shot pool with Johnny K ALL DAY
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Uhhhhhhhh
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I try to get ON jury duty so I can wrongfully convict a black man
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Filling this with my crush’s face and sending it to her
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Apparently most men would rank the first woman in the top 0.83% of attractiveness. But the model predicts I would rank her in the top 0.0045% of faces according to my preferences. Which is true. That is one of the most beautiful faces I have ever seen. Lizard brain activated.
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Getting aids from the Blood Kult spear
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Am I the only person who remembers a version of the ISIS song remixed with Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
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Why is there a billboard congratulating Abdul El Sayed in Toledo Ohio?
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Diddymobile
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Napalm Death touring with Master after the whole “Master are Nazi’s for playing Metal Threat” thing is funny to me
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Oh cool, TW Attila got a macOS Update
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Sometimes I do this thing where I have X open on my laptop while I’m scrolling X on my phone
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My prediction is this will be the year of terrible AI Christmas songs
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Romance Con is BACK and BIGGER than ever!
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@heavymetalifter8 Nov 2025
My co worker (woman 60’s), unprompted, just said “there is a lot of overweight women into romance novels” upon our exit today.
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Someone already passed out from the PASSION (or low blood sugar)
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I didn’t get to read “Hatchet” because my Jew loving 5th grade teacher had us read this:
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Was reminded of this one by @NeonCthulhu yesterday
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