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national broadcasters: the hit factor of this player is pivotal to the team's sucess
local broadcasters: yesterday, i got an ice cream flavor that i did NOT like
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“I know you love your soda but make sure to drink some water, too!” I am, it’s in the soda. It’s the main ingredient of the soda. It’s what makes it drinkable. There’s like a ton of water in there. Why do you think I drink eight glasses of soda every day
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There has never been a more important glow up in history then the sketch Yuji Horii gave Akira Toriyama for slimes in Dragon Quest vs what Toriyama sent back.
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Yes, I think doing good is bad. That was the point of my post. I walk the path of darkness and evil.
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shohei ohtani is moving from anaheim to chavez ravine. sounds like he’ll be able to make it for opening day – as long as he can beat the LA traffic! i just landed my cessna in the middle of a corn field so i could post this and i believe i have set this gentleman’s crops on fire
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[newscaster voice] experts are calling it a ‘school of thought.” And yes, you guessed it—it’s stupid as shit
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All of my good posters are protected by angels wings inside of a sphere of golden light. If you post bull shit you are not protected
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That "no politics" rule didn't seem to be in place last year huh
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Prince Fielder, asked to give an example of how Craig Counsell helped him as a teammate:
"There was one time I was thinking about bunting. He told me if I bunted he would punch me in the face."
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You can say that the two missed calls on the outside corner even out but both Leclerc and Moreno went into 3-2 having no idea where the outside corner is
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¿Sabían que Adolis García enfrentó a Paul Sewald en el Juegos Panamericanos del 2015? ¡A partir de hoy se verán las caras en la Serie Mundial!
En ese equipo de USA también estaba Travis Jankowski (Compañero de Adolis en Texas)
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worm gf: would you still love me if i was a human woman
worm bf: honey, no. honestly the mere thought of that repulses me
the humble mole, a creature capable of eating 100% of their body weight in earthworms a day: [crawling toward worm vibrations]
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Ante la inacción del @dev_es, nos volvemos a pronunciar contra la transfobia y la explotación laboral que perpetúan sus miembros.
Recolectamos más de 490 firmas de desarrolladores, estudios, y asociaciones.
¡Pedimos respeto por los derechos humanos de les trabajadores!

































