HedgeWizardly (threads|bsky)

lmao check out my pinned tweet

@RiotMoosey Are you perhaps over on Bluesky at all (or considering it)? I'm jumping ship and I know I'm just gonna miss your deranged posting the most 😔

Kiriko in prop hunt be like: “You should see me as a bike”

my cat every morning before I feed her:

I just want a social media app that’s - simple to use - has my friends on it - isnt driven by an algorithm that just wants endless consumption - isnt filled with ads every other post - doesnt allow bigots on it because of rich white people misunderstanding “free speech”

So uhhh anyone got any bsky invite codes going? 👀

Wholesome thread

You've heard of guys, gals, and nonbinary pals.. now get ready for menemies, femmemies, and enembies

“Go forth and cause due disrepair” (Beyblades, circa 1800)

The two genders: droopy or perky

A fun driving pastime is spotting words in other cars’ licence plates, and today within 2 minutes, I saw “WOO” and “YAY” and “AWW” and “YSS” so it’s safe to say today is a good day to be a car

@AmongUsGame okay but hear me out… you need a mode where one person can be assigned not as the imposter, but as the “joker” - whose entire goal is to get themselves thrown off the ship. Adds a whole new layer of lies and tricks 👀🃏

me on father's day:

Star Guardian Orianna is everything i wanted from an Ori skin for so long, it very NEARLY makes me wish I still played 😔

Apropos of absolutely nothing (other than me randomly remembering their stuff), this is a PSA to fellow DnD nerds that r-n-w exists and their DnD content and stationary designs are COOL and CUTE as FUCK r-n-w.net/ (made by @_r_n_w_ & @rpgtoons)

what advice does she give u?

My friend giving me complicated financial advice that I’m absolutely not built for: Me:

Interesting Overwatch exchange