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mormons at my door.... these two girls telling me to come join them at church on sunday and i was like "Oh no i'm not religious" and they're like "Okay well if you ever want to! we're with the church of latter day saints" and i do not think i was able to hide the face i made
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i was just like Ooookay. nice to meet you. but i was on the way out the door to grab my laundry when they knocked so i had to awkwardly walk behind them a few meters to get to the laundry room. and my edibles had just kicked in. nightmare situatuon all around
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tdick is like if dick was all tip and foreskin
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I’m doing No Kill Yourself November and it’s where you try to get through the month without ending it all
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can’t believe i once used to take the racists and the misogynists and the homo/transphobes seriously but here’s a reminder that YOU ARE WORTHLESS. you’re literally nothing! you really have such a sad existence and people don’t understand how you live the way you do. ⬇️
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humans forced to work grueling 9-to-5s to afford to live while the puppets get to paint and sing and write day and night. Why do this if not for contempt for the arts and for humanity. I just can't explain how much I hate you. I hate you so much
i went to bed and asked claude to paint an autumn tree overnight. at around 4am, it realised that it didn't have some shades -- so it stopped and titrated its own paint: diluting red, sienna and madder step by step on a second palette, then measuring each pocket from a photo. woke up to this beautiful watercolor painting. 303 brush marks, took about 4.5 hours 🍂 (still working on the speed)
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omg binarymoder... just like me
This image genuinely tugs at my heart strings
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these are YUM AS FUCK
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bought a vertebra pendant from a tattoo artist i've gone to before and they sent me a bonus one!! i made them both into necklaces today
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Today I will be practicing shawarma law. 🌯
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this kinda happens in annihilation
The concept of an entirely different species learning how to perfectly mimic the vocalizations your species makes to signal hostility is terrifying. Imagine a bear running at you and then just screaming "IM GONNA RIP YOUR SPINE OUT" in perfect english
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Bolognese
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(autistically) Sorry I can't hang out, I've made plans on buying a single pair of jeans on Saturday I've been putting off for months because of indecision and I've already entered a holding pattern that has crystalized the inertia of my entire week
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WE ARE TURNING MAR-A-LAGO INTO A RAINFOREST CAFE
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WERE GONNA GRAB YOU BY THE DICK AND PEEL YOU LIKE A BABY BEL JD VANCE
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proud to be a michigander today!!!
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TRANIST IS BACK ON THE MENU IN MICHIGAN - RTA Reform - Coast to Coast rail - increased operations funding - More Amtrak service we have a governor who wants it and the legislature that can pass it let's get to WORK
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some late halloweenposting
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Tears in my eyes bro like😭😭😭😭
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