nefarious and impish spirit

Joined October 2013
i’m scared for y’all. like genuinely.
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Fun fact about me is that I LOVE the smell of chemicals. I love chlorine, I love bleach, and today I was able to replicate the smell of laundry detergent in a perfume and I’m very proud of myself.
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Tokyo restaurants either have boxes for your bags or they have seats with shelves for you to put your purse on and it’s genius
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Waiting an hour at this conveyor sushi place because I feel like it’ll make a fun story
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Like if you can’t be chill off the be chill substance perhaps it’s not the drug for you
Genuinely hope I never become familiar with any of the scenarios yall describe
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I think the misconception that nyc is a transient adult playground is what makes people ask questions like these. you have to remember that some people are actually from here, cost of living is the issue not people being close minded about uprooting their lives…
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My favorite non-Dominican Dominican actor of all time
He has lived so many lives
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Last night I met these French women probably in their late 40s/early 50s and they were so drunk. Deeply obsessed. One was in town because she works for Manolo Blahnik. I need to find her again specifically.
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I also tried the McDonald’s in Japan. The burger bread is too soft, the nuggets were THICK (compliment), and the bbq sauce tasted like cafeteria bbq sauce but in the best way
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Today is for museums and shopping. I have already purchased A LOT and I’m not stopping. My credit card statement is an issue for when I’m stateside again right now that’s none of my business.
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yuh and he be munching on my body
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Thought this was one of T.I & Tiny’s sons
who’s this? 😮‍💨 (Doja Cat via TikTok)
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Not beating the jet lag allegations. I was at dinner last night about to pass out and the sweet owner of the restaurant was trying to strike up conversation and I loved it but also ma’am I can barely speak English right now let alone remember what I need to say in Japanese 😭
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No, but seriously, it’s actually fucking gross that the president of the United States is openly salivating and lusting over an intellectually captured Black woman (who is loving it btw) in the most lurid way in a public setting like a fucking piece of meat everything is gross
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It’s very funny to me that an affair, even with non-famous people, is typically interesting to observe but this one of just clips of the most boring conversations anyone would ever be witness to
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Even innocuous conversations can be flipped into the most scandalous things ever when you put them in context of maydecember boss/coworker affair and yet I’m seeing 5 minutes of people talking about a water bottle. And y’all would watch this for entertainment ???
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It has been raining nonstop all day. My beautiful blowout didn’t stand a chance. It seems the Japanese love warm temperatures. Every store had the heat on even though it is a smooth 70 degrees outside.
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I bought throat spray and lozenges because I already know my body cannot take this weather. Finally checked in to my hotel. I should grab dinner but the thought of going outside again is stressing me out 😭
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Zara opens at 10 and there’s a mall that opens at 10:30 🤸🏾‍♀️
The Japanese people not believing in opening stores until 11 am is inspiring and also a pain in my ass 😭
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