@helllojojo

ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to tweet a bunch of nonsense

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Joined February 2013
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not wishing him a happy birthday until he releases music
Pop Base
@PopBase1h
Happy 39th birthday to the talented Frank Ocean.
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every shirt is $40
jham@bohojham7h
every meal is $20
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when i’m not busy so my mind starts thinking about how i’ve been easily replaceable my entire life
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what do you mean it’s november in 5 days
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i can’t flirt but i have big beautiful brown eyes
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*liked*
ravn@mfnravnOct 26
full moon got me yearning to be cracked open like a coconut
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someone asking me how my day was so i give them a full breakdown even about the most mundane things and when you ask them all they say is good
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keeping myself busy so i don’t have 62 different thoughts in the span of 2 minutes
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craving someone who wants to know everything about me
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when a customer is being rude to me at work and then their card declines
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me enjoying the milk in my coffee and suffering the consequences later
StrawHat Goofy 🏴‍☠️@ac3boogiieeOct 23
Still have yet to meet a lactose intolerant person who takes that shit seriously lmao
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me looking at expensive clothes and adding them to my cart knowing i can’t afford to buy them
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i closed twitter and then opened it again 2 seconds later
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2027 being in 2 months is even crazier
FUCKJIGGYJAYY2
@jiggyjayy2Oct 22
November being next week is CRAZY
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google CEO said sir you are an imbecile
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 22
Donald Trump wanted to rename the Atlantic Ocean either 'Trump' or 'America' Ocean, but capitulated after speaking with Google CEO Sundar Pichai. "Oceans are different, sir. They cover really a lot of countries. Please don’t ask us to do that," Pichai reportedly said.
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the fact bebe rexha has been achieving new career heights since leaving that label and going independent. amazing
Pop Tingz
@PopTingzOct 19
“New Religion” by Bebe Rexha is the #35 most-streamed female song on Spotify this year, making her the only independent artist represented on the list.
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the weather isn’t even small talk to me i will actually open the weather app and show you stuff
olanzapine ta mère@fan2kupkaOct 21
les gens pensent que je fais du small talk quand je parle de météo alors que c'est juste quelque chose qui me préoccupe énormément au quotidien
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i thought he had some health issues going on when is he going to die
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 19
Donald Trump calls for New Mexico to be renamed to New America:
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her mafia boyfriend harry styles must be so proud of her
𝐫.@aemisiasOct 18
OMG BARBARA PALVIN WALKING THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW!!
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how the night before your day off feels
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