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prince of bloomington | king of content | party hack | known hater | retweets are endorsements | 𓅞

bloomington, mn
Joined August 2008
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Straight men will either learn to twerk or they will be executed
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Having a fantastic Wednesday, and I don’t think I’m the only one.
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Thank you! Tonight you proved that we can win an election by telling the truth. You can win an election by rejecting AIPAC and corporate PAC money. You can win an election by loving your neighbor and standing up for what’s right. The path forward is clear. Someone’s going to jail over the murder of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. Someone’s going to jail over what ICE continues to do to our neighbors. We’re going to end arms sales to Israel, and do everything in our power to stop the genocide in Gaza. We’re going to pass Medicare for All and a data center moratorium. We’re going to make the ultrawealthy pay their fair share, and we’re going to stand up for our Somali neighbors, our immigrant neighbors, and our trans neighbors. Thank you to everyone who called, texted, knocked on doors, or planted a yard sign. Thank you to everyone who spoke with me on the campaign trail, even if we disagreed. And thank you to my wife, Coco, my daughter Poppy, and my parents for being with me every step of the way during this campaign. I couldn’t have done it without you. We’re just getting started. Let’s roll up our sleeves and get to work! –Congressman-elect Matt Little
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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Congrats to Peggy Flanagan and Amy Klobuchar, Minnesota’s new senator and soon-to-be old senator & new governor!
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Woke 2 is here. Get your hijabs out ladies. We going to Islam.
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Cheesecake Factory is now a covid conscious lesbian bar
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people are celebrating and dancing to kendrick’s “not like us” at the cedrick frazier party as he wins hennepin county attorney
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I am hearing that Haley Stevens has received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada, and even now is looking down upon the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God and Mohammed is his prophet!
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Republicans don't even Anakin post anymore. They just look at you like this.
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woke 3 is gonna rule we're giving everybody neopronouns and a gun
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Hundreds of Minnesotans are leaving their "I voted" stickers at the site where Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE agents.
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
The Jeb! meme but its Anders Folk winning every precinct in Hennepin County
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It is impossible to LARP as Anakin Skywalker, any attempt to do so results in LARPing as Kylo Ren the character from the movie Star War 7.
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
DNC Chair @kenmartin73 endorses @CedrickFrazier for Hennepin County Attorney Cedrick Frazier is the ONLY DFL & Labor endorsed candidate in the Hennepin County Attorney’s race Vote Cedrick Frazier for Hennepin County Attorney tomorrow, Monday, November 3, 2026
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Lol. Lmao even.
Rep. Haley Stevens has lost access to VAN, Michigan Democrats' voter database, sources tell The Detroit News. Her photo has also been removed from the party's website.
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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You can kinda see why early Chinese dynasties punished 9 degrees of relatives for treason
CNN: Haley Stevens' mother says she voted for Rogers before endorsement Rep. Haley Stevens’ mother, Maria Marcotte, said she supported Republican Senate nominee Mike Rogers before her daughter endorsed him and denounced claims that anyone encouraged Stevens to support Rogers. “Haley is her own woman. She always has been. Suggesting a man made her decision for her is insulting to her, and it is insulting to me as her mother,” Marcotte said in a statement to CNN. Stevens’ fiancé, Jason Turkish, previously endorsed Rogers. “I voted for Mike Rogers before Haley said a word, and so did many people who love her. We watched what she went through this year. Haley wasn’t even engaged when she was screamed off her own convention stage. It was Haley who was chased out of a park and called a Zionist pig. It was Haley who was told not to come to church,” she said. Link to article: cnn.com/2026/11/01/politics/…
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La verdadera nacionalidad del Papa ha quedado confirmada con este video.
Me when I have to switch between two languages at work:
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