Hellogabi

My fiancée just told me this with the most deadpan face: “Why do both of you always fall asleep on me right after sex? Like… y’all just dump your bodies on me like I’m some kind of human cuddle mattress.” And honestly? She’s not wrong. Our 24-year-old Egyptian hottie is out cold within seconds—like someone hit the off switch. And me? I’m not far behind, snoring on her shoulder like a satisfied golden retriever. Meanwhile, my fiancée’s just lying there, squished in the middle, contemplating her life choices while we both drool on her like the ungrateful sluts we are. She deserves a medal. Or at least a fan. Because we keep passing out on her like she’s made of memory foam and emotional support. #ThreesomeLife #PassedOutAndPrivileged #HotGirlMatressClub #SheDeservesBetterButSheGotUs #PostNutNapSquad