Staff product designer @DeliverooDesign/@DoorDash. Gamer. Londoner. All stated opinions are shared by all my employers ever. 🏳️‍🌈

Stratford, London
Joined November 2009
It's 4 years since @DeliverooDesign started its daily 'What Are You Working On' tradition. If you're in a team like ours, and looking for ways to get people sharing their work (with minimal effort/maximum entertainment), I can't recommend it enough. 👌👇 medium.com/deliveroo-design/…
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Texting is really nice on the Duo
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Rob Hunt retweeted
Uber: We have many cars 1 minute away, see? Me: I’ll take it. Uber: Great! Give me 5 minutes to find a real one. Me: What? Uber: Locked! <map zooms out> He’ll be here in 12 minutes!
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going through my phone and just remembered i was fucked up 2 weeks ago and and drew a logo for peanut butter and jelly for some reason
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Kelly Clarkson just came into my apartment and demanded to buy a load bearing wall
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Alright, fine. 👋
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Happy 9-year anniversary of the time someone @-here'd our entire company on Slack to ask if anybody had eye drops.
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Rob Hunt retweeted
Me: [Has never touched cocaine] Me every time I'm at the airport: Oh no what if I accidentally packed a lot of cocaine
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omg this animation
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Rob Hunt retweeted
Things look a little different around Lumon. #Severance Season 2 premieres January 17 on Apple TV+
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Bruh I just watched the most insane video fr. Haaa men wicked sha😭😭😭
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i hate it when that happens
bro I’m in HELL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON OUT HERE
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MEGALOPOLIS (Coppola, 2024)
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I mean, the *plan* was to play Echoes of Wisdom this weekend... until I managed to convince some friends from work that they needed a Factorio introduction. The factory must grow.
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I asked my students today if they had heard Maggie Smith passed away, completely forgetting I had a student named Maggie Smith, who happened to be absent
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Empty states are hard.
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The conversation about A.I. begins and ends with the Spongebob episode where King Neptune mass produces hundreds of disgusting Krabby Patties through magic and Spongebob handmakes one delicious Krabby Patty with love
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