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Lucky girl syndrome gone crazy

Texas, USA
Joined February 2014
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Do you know how angry you have to be to do this 😭😭😭😭
These hornets attacked his Bee hive. Now he is waiting for them on the outside.
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Ex’s be tryna make you jealous with the ugliest person fuck You and your animal 😂
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Just had chipotle, so you know what comes next
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we still think about you
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There’s a meme I keep on my phone of shrimp dancing at a dinner to techno because the guy who downloaded it from a Russian website gave himself a virus to do it and that means a lot to me and I think about it every time. No one understands intimacy
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Show me your dick
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The best part about this app is I can say whatever the fuck I want even if it doesn’t make sense this is my diary #HilaryDuff
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look at my dasher dawg
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*Spoiler* The lady with the “pray the rosary” sticker is the worst driver in SA
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I can’t be expected to keep track of the days of the week. Don’t ask me to do that
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Replying to @helloreg_
See that's why I'm on grindr when I hit 50.
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that will Always be a Fire track 🎶 🔥
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“Hey, costume party got cancelled” Me:
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tweeting is just a way to relieve the catholic urge to confess
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this is what they did to me at work today
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World Premiere For Godzilla Minus One (2023)
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