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hellacious phlegm

@hellphlegm

I am a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental

 transfeminine nonbinary
Joined January 2024
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Halloween 2026 🪽🎃 Shin Megami Tensei!!!
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If you don't smoke carry a lighter anyway because you can instantly make friends with any smoker
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clubbing makes you HUNGRY
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lesbians are making out in the seat across from me it's very lovely
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someone just mistook me for being on estrogen 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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>starts using girl name >gets nonconsenually touched by a slobish man twice my age this is a sick joke
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got a blessing from the gay ass priest
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nobody can hear me 😭
hellacious phlegm (@hellphlegm) profile picturehellacious phlegm@hellphlegm8h
okay I'm at the club what do I do
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okay I'm at the club what do I do
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Marv McMoore Jr.@MarvMcMoore12h
I hate DC gay Halloween. Like what do you mean there are two of Kristi Noem’s husband?
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on this fine gay Halloween I want to go by a new name
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lesbiana lesbianez@martamedeunavez17h
i love gay halloween
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FAMOUS LACTOPHILES IN HISTORY: - Fidel Castro
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YOU LACTOPHILES
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people who bot arms race go to superhell, it's my favorite gamemode
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Wakandantechsupport@SkylerB97Oct 31
We also don't mention he died as a consequence of medical racism/neglect enough
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R.I.P. MF DOOM 6 years ago today 🕊️
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dear tim and moby how do i get absolutely fucking plastered
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me syncing my gender with my genderfluid partner so we stay gay during sex
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Vessel@CisHetVessel19h
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"In response... kojima simply pointed at him and said "otaku" before beginning to laugh"
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Metal gear solid is the neglected child
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the Odyssey ending is so funny because Odysseus literally can't stop trying to kill people until Athene and Zeus have to step in, wag their fingers, and finally put an end to Odysseus's Odyssey
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