@hemjaye

i’ve cleaned enough houses to know how to cover up a scene 🥀

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Joined February 2016
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Essential.
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many individuals complain about feeling isolated/not being able to build community with others, yet they are inconsistent with people who show up for them and then get offended when those people are inconsistent/distance themselves in response.
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can't believe i'm wasting my hottest years sending emails
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I SAID TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SAFE
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“I just don’t want that for myself anymore” is valid enough reason to stop anything!
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Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to apartment in Toronto
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‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ wins the Oscar for Best Picture. #Oscars
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Of all the universes, we live in the one where Michelle Yeoh makes history as the first Asian woman to win the Best Actress Oscar—love that for us! #Oscars #Oscars95
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Excited to announce that I will be at the #OnePlusPopUp in Soho this Saturday, Feb 11!! Let's talk about the new #OnePlus11 5G and take photos with it 🤳🏻 Fun activities and prizes await. Hope to meet you guys there 🥰 bit.ly/3DMgzcB 📍 72 Mercer St NYC 🗓️ Feb 11 3PM-5PM
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bejeweled is for libra, cancer, pisces, and leo thank yew
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Midnights is a collage of intensity, highs and lows and ebbs and flows. Life can be dark, starry, cloudy, terrifying, electrifying, hot, cold, romantic or lonely. Just like Midnights. Which is out now
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The exciting thing about a new Taylor Swift album is not only new music but a new personality to annoy all my friends and family with.
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Week of 10/16 in Leo: You won’t even begin yet. There’s something else that’s pink. Something friendly is waiting. There is a kind of twist to the story.
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nobody tells you just how much grieving there is in growth.
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start to make healthier habits easier. invest in an alarm clock. place your phone outside the bedroom. put your supplements by the bed. set out your workout clothes the day before. think about your meals the day in advance. it’s the small changes that make the biggest waves.
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Friend: Want to hang out next Tuesday? Leo: Sorry I'm booked til Spring 2024
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Instagram is trying so hard to compete with TikTok that they’re trying to become another TikTok. If I wanted to see video after video from random pages I don’t follow, I wouldn’t be on Instagram. Do what we need from you, and bring back the photos of our actual friends!!!
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🌞♌️ leo season a.k.a bad bitch season, starts in 6 days! ♌️🌞
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If you were called “mature for your age” as a kid, you’re in therapy now.
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happy leo season! it’s not leo season yet but i know july leos don’t care because it’s july first aka their birthday month
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