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haters will say my jokes are trash | product manager @LoopHealthHQ, writer @heart

Joined May 2022
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happy 1 year to the tweet that got me a 60% raise :)
soft launching my resignation by liking job posts on linkedin
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Somewhere in the ocean, there is an octopus with the same birthday as you
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this a terrible time to meet me in life i do not give a fck anymore
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not to be horny, but I daydream about you resting your head on my chest and you're completely at ease and you're safe and warm
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being in your 20s is crazy because you become a completely different person every year
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everyone likes getting the data no one knows wtf to do with the data
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Guy who performatively reads so hard he accidentally becomes very well read
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Worth a daily reminder:
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as someone with a crippling fear of starting something new, this is very reassuring!
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turns out you can perform sooo much better if you let your body recover
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at age 25 you realise that a good knife is a great gift
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once my nani asked my cousin who lived alone if she was eating enough fruits & my cousin randomly replied with “i eat bananas, but not apples because they’re too expensive”… and nani cried for a full 30 minutes bc she just found out that her granddaughter doesn’t eat apples??
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On a date and I will marry her I hope she never finds my twt
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saw a vlog by anurag kashyap's daughter called facing my fears and it's just her going to bookstores and cafes by herself... oh to be a nepo baby
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This is a masterclass in how to handle layoffs. Today, Canva CEO’s announcement is next-level classy. Thoughtful, honest and generous. CEOs worldwide should take note! Canva is laying off 22% of its workforce, but look at how they’re handling it. 6 months of salary, 12 months of healthcare, career support, removal of the equity vesting cliff, a $10,000 fund for employees who want to start their own business, and even letting employees keep their MacBooks. You can’t always avoid layoffs, but you can choose how you treat people when they leave.
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Sorry for letting despair get to me i forgot that at my core i am someone who overcomes
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wrote a little about my favourite topic to write about: unused potential, read here - substack.com/home/post/p-193…
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the downfall from dastaan-e-om shanti om to this
technology has advanced so much and somehow cinematography has gotten worse with time
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every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live
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“sit alone with your thoughts” so you want me to die.
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In a weird way, everybody is rooting for you. When you go to a job interview, the interviewer wants you to be amazing so they don’t have to look anymore. when you go on a date, the person wants to have an amazing date with you. If you make a piece of content, people want to see amazing pieces of content and they have no problem if it’s yours. the instant you get into the mindset that people want you to do well, your entire world gets better. And you’ll be shocked to know this pattern keeps repeating in different areas of life.
Hit me with the harshest reality truth.
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