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I'll be finishing up work on a writing commission this week so I'll be opening up commission slots for whoever's interested
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This is me on AO3, price is negotiable
I'll make it happen 👀👀👀👀👀 that's canon now. He wanted to cum so so hard? Absolutely the fuck NOT, boy
when fic writers say they miss the engagement they literally mean that one comment they randomly get that says "i stayed awake to unreasonable hours to finish this fic, that was the best thing i've read in months" that will give them motivation to write for the next weeks to come
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有人问艹小穴、屁眼、嘴、飞机杯是什么不同的感觉?其实确实差别挺大,下面按我的体感说一下:
小穴包裹感最强,里面又软又热有弹性,会自己分泌液体,所以比较湿滑顺畅。刚进去的时候会有一种被慢慢吃进去的感觉,越往里越紧又越软,漂亮女大的里面还有褶皱或会轻轻收缩。关键是它会随着女生高潮而夹紧、吸吮,运气好的话鸡巴会被“咬住”。
屁眼的话紧是第一感觉,尤其是刚开始,括约肌会有明显阻力,需要充分润滑和放松才进得去。进去之后会觉得特别紧、特别热,有一种被牢牢箍住的压迫感,比小穴更“硬”一点的紧。没有小穴那种自然的湿润和弹性,主要是括约肌的夹持力,少了小穴那种柔软包裹。
飞机杯纯粹是物理刺激,里面纹理、凸点、通道设计都是厂家算好的,所以刺激很直接。最大的差别是它完全不会动、不会夹、不会呼吸,全靠你自己抽插的力度和速度。优点是可以随便用力、随便角度、不用顾忌对方感受,刺激可以非常猛;缺点是少了温度变化、弹性反馈和心理互动,容易觉得“只是在用东西”。
嘴和上面三种完全不是一个路子。嘴主要是能感受被舔、被含、被吸的集中刺激,尤其集中在龟头和冠状沟。湿是足够湿,但包裹感弱很多,主要靠舌头的灵活和口腔的吸力。深度通常有限,除非对方很会深喉,否则很难有那种整根被吞进去的充实感。优点是舌头可以做很多手和套子做不到的细腻动作,心理刺激也强(看着美女的脸、眼神、喘息)。缺点是刺激比较集中在前端,后半段和根部的感觉相对弱,而且牙齿如果没控制好会很扫兴。
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all the replies saying “captain” or “my liege” or “monarch” how could you miss such a perfect opportunity to look your dom in the eye and say “please God”
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No. I don’t want to be a professional author. I want to nerd out with other nerds into the same things as me. That’s what we mean when we say we want engagement. We want community, not a second job lmao
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straight people: i'm straight
gay people: did you hear ao3 is down?
your writer friend with 2 million wips: i just got an idea for a new fic,



































