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Dan

@hertondaniel

World's best carrot-bowler

Joined February 2009
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the lonely homer lisa maggie bart marge wife...at at at night
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no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would鈥檝e given the horse a name
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inventor of shredded wheat cereal: fffuuuck i wish i could just eat a basket
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Windy is my least favorite weather. Hyperactive purposeless chaos. Chill the fuck out and stop moving shit to and fro
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Just a quick warning, fella at work reckons we鈥檙e going to lose gravity for 7 seconds on the 14th of August, resulting in 40 million deaths, doesn鈥檛 sound great tbh.
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Me over ETs body after my friends and I air fry him
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Bad day to be a pack of paracetamol
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(Touching earpiece) the target appears to be rocking around the Christmas tree
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Kelly Clarkson hits an exorbitant high note on "Have yourself a merry little Christmas". Mum is fuming. "Absolutely no need for that" she says. I'm inclined to agree.
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How do I get this cut without showing this pic to my barber
Image from seattle mariners nationalist (@linuxlover1969)
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people killin people dyin peter lois meg and brian
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Trump calm down
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Lee Carsley is only refusing to sing the anthem as he has a beautiful, haunting, even smoky falsetto that will make grown men weep
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Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin
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Imagine if he was doing this when he got shot at
Armand Hamouth (@AreMond2) profile pictureArmand Hamouth@AreMond223 Jul 2024
Can anyone explain to me WTF this is?馃憞馃従Anybody?
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me picking up trump鈥檚 ear
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WATKINS WOW!!!!! 2-1 LETS GO! @England #EURO2024 #NEDENG
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people who get off at my bus stop have a certain wisdom all too rare in the world today. people who get off at the bus stop before mine are doubtless idlers. people who get off at stops after mine have ways that are foreign and uncertain but one imagines idolatrous
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Yer Da gets the BBQ out and calls himself Chefchenko
Image from James (@JimmyDRFC)
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