Josh

don’t mean to be my mother but when will people really start looking with their eyes and not their mouth

one day I’m going to figure out how to use spotify here without googling it

do they allow guys into mj’s bowling lounge at all

praying the ground swallows me whole alright lads who’s in

working in social media marketing takes a certain level of delusion and as a capricorn,,,,,,

Olivoli has the most jarring instagram I’ve ever seen for a restaurant

still can’t believe a guy had the gall to tell me that grub shack had the best burgers on the island like imagine not loving yourself

carly rae jepsen wasn’t even in the list of choices and for this I’m boycotting p*lm f*stival

if I look sad it’s only because I suddenly remembered I haven’t had Frankie’s wings in over a year

now every time I eat lucky charms I remember my undying love for claire saffitz and the quiet sadness and frustration behind her eyes

man fuck that tweet

no fu king way we got zagu???

my fingers smell like grilled turkey is this what being a straight man is like i don’t want it

jelebi is like crack cocaine i’m assuming??