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Work: VP, Digital & Social Media. Not Work: Mom to one human and some cats, @sgtmike2’s wife, Baylor alumna, mocktail aficionado. 💙

Austin, TX
Joined July 2009
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In awe of how my wife will arrive in a new city and immediately seek out local ointments, textiles, a bolt of fine cloth etc. It's like travelling with a merchant from 16th century Antwerp
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Heading into the election I am 90% fury, 10% diet coke
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God, I love a gray, chilly sea. is it possible to be a sea person and not a beach person
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If your pastor says something like this tomorrow in a sermon... ...walk out.
In a Christian marriage, a wife should vote according to her husband’s direction. He is the head and they are one. Unity extends to politics. This is not controversial.
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A frank and productive exchange of views with my counterpart on key issues like expanding the global supply of candy and toys and tightening sanctions against chores.
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“The social media intern” guys i hate to tell you this but that’s a 32 year old with full benefits doing that
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One week, our sweet prince
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The greatest New Yorker cartoon of all time.
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Jesus, this advert hits hard.
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Women, overwhelmingly, want men to stop telling them what to do.
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Dude’s the coolest president we’ve ever had and it’s not even close
Barack Obama raps the first verse of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem while campaigning for Kamala Harris in Detroit.
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The perfect Halloween costume doesn’t ex—
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Ted Cruz is at the game, in case you were looking for an explanation
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Me when my social content gets double-digit engagement rates
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Me when someone comments "give your social media manager a raise!" on my brand post
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There is a cold front coming tonight and there is now tap to pay at HEB. Nature is healing
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My Fellow White Women, Don’t do this again. He doesn’t deserve your vote. He hates women. Yes, even you. His running mate hates women. Yes, even you. His party hates women. Yes, even you. Please. Do not vote for him.
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I think corny’s a pretty silly concept in general because it contributes to this idea that being cringe is the worst thing possible, when not living your life how you want because it might make other people think you’re uncool is way worse.
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