Being from Edmonton living in Vancouver when the flames are here playing against Canucks…. Deep in the worst territory I can imagine
Hey man uhh that devil on your shoulder is reeeeally bumming me out. Like ur doing some real shitty things lately I think you lowkey gotta stop listening to him
Don’t forget, no one will love you more than the girl you were with at 19. Never get over her king, she might come back to you!
Truth is every man I’ve ever dated turned out to be horrible and vile one way or another even if it took me a while to figure it out
Almost forgot people will do actual damage to you and get to move on like nothing happened! Their life is unchanged and you have to live with what they did to you! Ouch!
Getting over 10k likes on a tweet feels like being sent to the gallows. I’m about to be killed because I made a joke
If the beatles suddenly never existed and u were the only one who remembered them how long do u think it would take for you to notice












