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† twenty-six . sahm&w . scorsagian-lady †

small town, oklahoma
Joined September 2009
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Replying to @FwJesus
Living this. “@FwJesus: If you have faith when you pray, you will be given whatever you ask for. -Matthew 21:22”
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All belly and panties and thunder and thighs these days. #loveit #babybump #7months #noshame
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Supporting @RSherman_25 one-hundred percent! Poor guy. These twitter comments are simply outrageous! Pure ignorance.
Replying to @HistoryInPix
“@HistoryInPix: Rainy night in Los Angeles, 1920 nitter.gq/HistoryInPix/status/41…” Roaring 20's, yes please!
2014, hi. The year of no expectations.
My stomach be burbalin'.
@ArianaGrande, my new love! She's the cutest!
Just the girls on a Wednesday night.
No matter how skinny we get, @ddlovato and I have round, squishy arms! WHO-RAY! As Adelaide would say. ☺
I need to dig deep and find hope again. God only knows I need help. 🙏
👇👇👇 Unless it's in front of your husband - then all your modesty goes out the window. 😭 @chaseerry
Ppl shouldn't get so embarrassed by things. No 1 really cares in the end. Well, unless u fart in front of a cute guy... that's embarrassing.
One more thing, thank God I don't have a bit of desire to be even halfway famous. ✨
Why does caffeine have to exist? I'm trying to quit, but it doesn't want to quit me.
#redheadsunited @lindsaylohan I love my little [slightly] redheaded, Adelaide Jolee!
Replying to @OMGFacts
“@OMGFacts: The 20 Most Dangerous Neighborhoods in America! goo.gl/U5Iaht - sp” NW Springdale neighborhood in Tulsa is #5. 🙀
Replying to @markmartin
“@markmartin: I don't think so. But you might think about it your self.RT @pfslinko: @markmartin Well shoot isnt it time you retire?" NEVER!