@hitchups

laine / 30+ / they / lesbian / @starkillling 💍 / free 🇵🇸 banner: jansendraws

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me: what if when lola and romero were driving neil to baltimore, funky town came on the radio quinn:
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she died 😞
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no football today……
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anyways
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forgot PDX. that was like a B/C, leaning towards C cus why was nothing open past 8pm
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neil hating baseball is so funny like he simply does not have room in his brain for another sport. fake jock
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Joe Miller@JosephMiller3Oct 26
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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how on gods green fucking earth did busch gardens tpa beat out cedar point.
Scott Gustin
@ScottGustin12h
NEW: U.S. theme park attendance was largely steady in 2025, according to the TEA Global Experience Index. Disney’s six U.S. parks were flat compared to 2024, while Epic drew 4 million visits in its partial first year and helped lift combined Universal Orlando attendance.
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what the honest to god fuck are you talking about.
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guys lets all go ride 3 roller coasters and maybe see a single lion before driving through tampa bay to our $300/night hotel in this college town
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it’s just that nobody in tampa cares about baseball.
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i didn’t even know the rays were playing that well because the orioles swept them when they were here LOL i just assumed they were mediocre and then bam suddenly world series
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are you okay
TNS | Tent@Tento4_Oct 27
Airport Tierlist My word is law
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on what planet is IAD better than BWI and DCA. what the hell is wrong with you
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i said this on priv but i will say it here as well, i am probably going to step back from fic writing for a bit and focus on my og stuff.
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the ai shit is too bleak and the unnecessary criticisms too excessive. i’m just tired of the wave of anxiety that comes from opening these google docs and the point of fic is to have fun
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i personally haven’t received any direct criticisms it’s more like the whole tl is people vagueposting their general dislikes and it’s very demotivating
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death would be kinder i think
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Guardskoto Yuki@guardsmaxxingOct 27
Oh, that’s gore. Thats gore of the Tampa Bay Rays
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fantasy #won thank you dak
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